A new, creative spin on a classic tale of the most loved couple on Doctor Who! Experience a new way to the a story: reading the text messages of the characters! Some chapters are half and half; they're part text conversations, part written stories.

Hey everybody! I'm baaaaaaccckkk!! We finally have Book III of Things You Didn't Know About Disney!! This is pretty self-explanatory. This book is pretty much just a continuation of the last book, listing more facts about Disney. And probably as many of you have guessed, I'm nearly at Fact #400 in these books, and I am clearly running out of facts that I have not used yet. So Book III will not be as frequently updated as the previous two Books. And, school is starting up soon which gives me even less time to update, so just bear with me.

As many of you know, I sadly had to finish my previous story called Things You Didn't Know About Disney because it reached the 200 limit of chapters. So, I start a second one because Disney Facts never end! If you haven't seen my previous book, go check it out. Enjoy! {Completed} © All Rights Reserved For Author

"What if... All of the worlds countries... Were people? And, to top it off, they followed all of their countries stereotypes?" Tally doesn't remember much after running away at the age of thirteen and travelling around the world. When she finds a mysterious island that no one has ever seen before out in the middle of the Pacific ocean, she decides to call it home, the only one she ever really had. When America finds her - which takes a turn for the better and worse - her memory begins returning in full swing. What lies in her past? What lies in her future? In a telling of both history and the future, no one is sure what will happen when Tally, now Thalassa, becomes determined to become a country herself.

These are the best letters ever. Enjoy.

Does anybody remember the Disney poll that @PrincessTiana made before she deleted her account. That was really fun, and it had over 10,000 reads too. Anyway, before she deleted her account, she made this Disney Poll where she would give a list of a certain Disney category (Examples: Disney Princess, Princess Songs, etc.) And then she would ask you, the readers to comment or vote against your least favorite of the horde and the one with the most votes would be eliminated. As I said, that was really fun, but she unfortunately deleted her account and the story along with it. So I thought I'd bring it back! Prepare yourselves for cheers, tears, fears, as we start this battle. The rules are simple, I give you a list of characters/songs or whatever and you vote for your least favorite. The one with the most votes gets the boot. Got it? Good. Cover by @HarleyHiddlesWay

This is the best dictionary ever. Enjoy.

Update: This story has been discontinued. - I am terribly sorry. Your mother lied to you. She told you that you were unique, and that as a teenager you have a whole bunch of options you can choose from to determine who you want to be. She must have been high. Look, I'm going to tell you this honestly. Somewhere out there in this floating sphere of green and blue, there's a person who acts just like you. It's the combinations of different personalities - which eventually lead up to an actual human being - that makes us all unique. But it can't hurt to find out where your personality stems from, right? Wanna know who you are? I'll help you out. There are 36 students in my classroom. Which one are you?

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