Naruto X Reader Oneshots

Long Naruto oneshots that'll make you blush harder than Kakashi. Written when I was a cringey freshman! Enjoy.

𝙣𝙖𝙧𝙪𝙩𝙤 𝙤𝙣𝙚𝙨𝙝𝙤𝙩𝙨.

"𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐞𝐧𝐝, 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐚 𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐲."

𝐅𝐄𝐌𝐌𝐄 𝐅𝐀𝐓𝐀𝐋𝐄 ; 𝙨𝙖𝙨𝙪𝙠𝙚 𝙪𝙘𝙝𝙞𝙝𝙖 𝙭 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙧

❝𝙎 𝙀 𝘿 𝙐 𝘾 𝙀 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘿 𝙀 𝙎 𝙏 𝙍 𝙊 𝙔.❞ In which Sasuke Uchiha never knew what hit him and a heartbreaker gets more than she bargained for. 𝙼𝙾𝙳𝙴𝚁𝙽 𝙰𝚄. « femme fatale » (noun) 1. an attractive and seductive woman, esp. one who will ultimately bring disaster to a man who becomes involved with her. syn...

♠ 𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐕𝐈𝐍'𝐒 𝐑𝐎𝐎𝐌 ; 𝙨𝙖𝙨𝙪𝙠𝙚 𝙪𝙘𝙝𝙞𝙝𝙖 𝙭 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙧 ♠

❝ 𝗢𝗡𝗖𝗘 𝗬𝗢𝗨'𝗩𝗘 𝗛𝗔𝗗 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝑩𝑬𝑺𝑻, 𝗕𝗢𝗬, 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗖𝗔𝗡'𝗧 𝗗𝗢 𝑩𝑬𝑻 𝑻𝑬𝑹. ❞ ✮ Sasuke kills time at a high school party and realizes how much he misses his ex-girlfriend who left after an amicable split, but he has trouble moving on and letting go. Angsty teenager vibes to the max. ✮ Modern Sasuke Uc...

𝐗 𝐀𝐌𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐃𝐒 ; 𝙤𝙗𝙞𝙩𝙤 𝙪𝙘𝙝𝙞𝙝𝙖 𝙭 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙧

❝ 𝗗𝗢𝗡'𝗧 𝗟𝗢𝗢𝗞 𝗦𝗢 𝙎𝘾𝘼𝙍𝙀𝘿, [𝗡𝗔𝗠𝗘]. 𝗜 𝗗𝗢𝗡'𝗧 𝗪𝗔𝗡𝗧 𝗔𝗡𝗬𝗧𝗛𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗙𝗥𝗢𝗠 𝗬𝗢𝗨. ❞ ❝ 𝗔𝗠 𝗜 𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗟𝗟𝗬 𝗦𝗨𝗣𝗣𝗢𝗦𝗘𝗗 𝗧𝗢 𝙏𝙍𝙐𝙎𝙏 𝗧𝗛𝗔𝗧? ❞ [Name] is, to put bluntly, a private dancer... for a therapy-center-disguised club that's a branch of a grimly dangerous underground crime...

#𝙄𝘾𝘼𝙉𝙏𝙀𝙑𝙀𝙉 ; 𝙨𝙖𝙨𝙪𝙠𝙚 𝙪𝙘𝙝𝙞𝙝𝙖 𝙭 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙧

❝ 𝗕𝗨𝗧 𝗦𝗛𝗔𝗠𝗘 𝗢𝗡 𝗠𝗘, 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗙𝗢𝗢𝗟𝗘𝗗 𝗠𝗘 𝙏𝙒𝙄𝘾𝙀... ❞ Sometime well past midnight, Sasuke let go of the one person he swore he'd never walk away from. That moment also brought the shambles of another relationship to a sudden end. For two scorned people, their relationships were lost, leaving them onl...

𝙄𝙉𝙁𝙄𝙉𝙄𝙏𝙀 𝙑𝙄𝘽𝙍𝘼𝙉𝘾𝙀 ; 𝙙𝙚𝙞𝙙𝙖𝙧𝙖 𝙭 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙧

❝𝗢𝗛 , 𝘽𝙇𝙊𝙉𝘿𝙄𝙀, ❞ she murmured. ❝ 𝗪𝗛𝗔𝗧 𝗛𝗔𝗩𝗘 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗗𝗢𝗡𝗘 𝗧𝗢 𝗠𝗘 ? ❞ In which a girl wakes up with a name on her wrist when she turns eighteen and realizes her starry-eyed dream of finding her soulmate isn't so simple, especially for someone who hasn't even found herself; 𝑶𝑹, in which she has a...