The story of a strange and handsome clown like man and how he met his beloved, his betrothed, his love, his sweet.

You have a secret. But Kurapika finds out about your harmless secret. With a mission you two have to solve together, the truth of your hidden patch of skin comes out.

WARNING: slightly inappropriate jokes inside. You have been warned... Don't take this fic seriously. NicoMaki, NozoEli, KotoUmi, RinPana and CRACK. Lots and lots of crack. AIMING FOR 100!! 70/100