"Wait!" Jack blocked his exit. "I'm serious! D is real! He can help you become popular, make friends, ace every test and so on!" Yoongi glared. "Even if that was true, a demon would never just help out a human like that without some catch. Is he gunna take my soul? Kill me after ten years and drag me to hell? No thank you." Jack flipped through the book. "Well, yes, most of the time there are some downsides-" "Knew it. Thanks but no thanks. See ya, kid." Yoongi pushed Jack aside and headed for the exit. "But the downsides for D aren't like that!" Jack followed him, struggling to run after him. "The only payment he asks for in return is that you don't bother him!" Yoongi stopped, squinted. "Bother him?" "Yeah, he really doesn't like to be disturbed." Jack read. "So, he gives me a great life, and in return he just wants to be left alone?" Yoongi asked. "Says so right here." Jack held the book open for Yoongi to see. Yoongi rolled his eyes. "Okay, fine. Suppose I agree to this, how does it work? Do I have to slit my wrist and sacrifice a virgin?" Jack made a disgusted face. "God, you're so morbid. No, it's nothing like that. You just have to make a deal with him." Jack said. "To do that, you must drink a special potion before bed. He will visit you in your dreams to make the deal." Jack hurried to the back of the store, rummaged for something for a few moments, and came back out of breath. He held out a vial of a deep red liquid to Yoongi. "Drink this and he'll come to you tonight." "What is this? Goat's blood?" Yoongi took the vial and held it up to the light, inspecting it. "Oh my God, it's just a sleep potion!" Jack glared. "Seriously, what's wrong with you?" Yoongi held the vial flat in his hand. He couldn't believe he was actually even considering this. But in the end, he kept it. And he drank it. And the demon visited him. The demon offered him a deal. And like an idiot, Min Yoongi accepted.

一 a cactus is just a really aggressive cucumber. ﹏ 𝐭𝐨𝐩!𝐤𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐨𝐦!𝐭𝐚𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐦𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐚/𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐟𝐢𝐜 [completed]

𝗯𝘁𝘀 / 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗽𝗹𝗲𝘁𝗲𝗱 : "𝗐𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖿𝗎𝖼𝗄 𝗂𝗌 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗌?" [ previous title : group chat ] started ; april 21, 2019 ended ; may 10, 2020 highest ranks: #79 - yoonmin - 190429 #54 - crackfic - 190707 #5 - btscrack - 190709 ! credits to some people on twitter for some of the incorrects ! yoonjjang © 2019

When Taehyung is dared by his friends to sing hit or miss at Walmart and date the first person who starts to sing along. Social Media AU! CRACK! Started: 06/29/19 Completed: 09/18/19 Edited: 04/13/20 #1 in Kookv #1 in taekook #1 in twitter #1 in Hoseok #1 in jiseok #1 in yoonminseok #3 in bts #3 in bangtanboys

The sequel to Snapchat (Yoonmin) "Do you not trust me?" "I don't know anymore..." Yoongi and Jimin are now in a happy relationship, completely in love and committed to each other... or so they thought. (Shitty cover made by me) Achievements: #966 in Fanfiction 16/04/18 #924 in Fanfiction 08/05/18 #301 in Fanfiction 13/05/18 #224 in Yoonmin 13/05/18 #127 in Yoonmin 13/05/18 #91 in Yoonmin 24/05/18 #827 in BTS 13/05/18 #570 in BTS 24/05/18 #85 in Instagram 13/05/18 #67 in Instagram 20/05/18 #65 in Instagram 24/05/18

Kim Taehyung is in need of a job to pay off his monthly rent for the one bedroom home he lives in. To his luck the Jeon Palace is hiring selected citizens to work in the kitchen, the Palace of the Kings cold hearted son Jeon Jungkook. - "Prince Jungkook doesn't like any of the food we make him" "He sounds boring" [Translated in Italian by @carnatixn] [Translated in Farsi by @chihiriin ] [Translated in Spanish by @d-densitypotter ] [Translated in French by @sugailuvu ] [Translated in German by @peachimiii ] [Translated in Arabic by @taeyeonvk ] Started; 6/8/20 Completed; 10/23/20 #1 in topkook #1 in ships #1 in taekook #2 in seokjin #3 in vkook #56 in fanfiction