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Just call me daddy (Donald trump X shrek a true love story) by not_too_filthy
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The love story of Donald trump and Shrek
Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles by Cellarue
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"Do you want your little ones to read books; and they want to read the Harry Potter Books; but you do not want them to turn into witches? Well-this is the story for you! This story has all the adventure of JKR's books; but will not lead your children astray. For concerned mommies everywhere! Blessings! Grace Ann" ~ Turn back now ~ @StorySins reviewed (1224 Sins) @Define_gf: "I'd rather read My Immortal a hundred times than read this bs again" @Chloem_F: "This book is one of the reasons I'm an atheist now" @HailSithis02: "K I L L M E" #isurvivedhspm ~ **This is not my book! I am just republishing it off fanfiction.net. The cover is also not mine**
Lemon Gerard by BmthTrash
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Read the daily life of Lemon Gerard
A Bullet Through A Flock Of Doves by StillGotLegs
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Frank has done some bad things in his life. Some really bad things. But Gerard, his new cellmate....yeah, he's done worse. Much worse. Frank doesn't know this, though, when they meet- all he sees is a ragged, dark man with dark hair and dark eyes and a bright, golden cross around his neck. And all he knows is that Gerard is the first of his cellmates to refuse the offer he always makes- have sex with him. He's also the first of his cellmates to have gotten out. This is not my fic. This was NOT franksenpai's fic. This fic was originally written by Venne on mibba, which can be found here: http://www.mibba.com/Stories/Read/483749/A-Bullet-Through-a-Flock-of-Doves/
Bittersweet  by NoisilyLeftCat
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Frank hates Gerard Gerard hates Frank It's always been that way, but after his graduation, Gerard doesn't have to see his bully ever again. Or so he thought Ray knows Gerard Pete knows Frank And both of them want to help their friends out of their single lives by setting up a blind date, not knowing about the past experience they had with each other. Gerard wants peace Frank wants fun And one of them will get what he wants Warnings: smut, bad language, bullying, alcohol abuse, rape, sexual assault in general
When We're Both Thirty by Helena_Hathaway
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Frank and Gerard were childhood friends. And then they were enemies. Finally, they became strangers. They'd been friends though, and maybe they'd been a little too affectionate, because everyone thought the two of them would get married someday. Before they became enemies, they had even agreed to use each other as a backup plan. If, by the time they both reached their thirtieth year, they hadn't found someone to marry, they'd marry each other. They have thirty three days left. THIS STORY IS INTENDED FOR 18+ AUDIENCES. I can't stop you from reading it at whatever age you are, but please be advised. DISCLAIMER: This fic features Brendon Urie as a character. It was written before allegations were made of Brendon's conduct, and I in no way support him or his actions.