YEET ..and me ranting (sort of)

WATTYS WINNER!!! Paris Hilton, angry about the character of Willow Pape in Kim Kardashian Hollywood, uses her magic powers to trap Kim Kardashian inside the game, forever. Kim must escape the game and get back to the real world in order to defeat Paris once and for all.

Waluigi is the sexiest man to ever roam the mushroom kingdom I do not own Waluigi although I wish I did Waluigi belongs to Nintendo

"You're an idiot, Steve Harrington." "You're beautiful, Jonathan Byers."

Draco Malfoy and Apple: A Cheesy (No, APPELY) Love Story Read at your own risk, very weird :P NO SPOILERS INCLUDED (Yay) Yes, I ship Drapple. Lol. DRAPPLE 2 OUT NOW! DRAPPLE 3 COMING SOON! Visit my profile for more information. DRAPPLE: THE MOVIE COMING SOON! Visit my profile for more information. ALL CHARECTERS AND PLACES BELONG TO JK ROWLING. I HAVE MADE UP THE STORY FOR HUMOR AND ENTERTAINMENT. THIS PLOT DOES NOT HAPPEN IN THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS AT ALL, IT IS JUST A FANFICTION.

NOW PUBLISHED BY SOURCEBOOKS FIRE! Sixteen-year-old Jackie Howard knows nothing about her new guardian Katherine Walter when she moves from New York to Colorado. After discovering that Katherine has twelve boys, Jackie fears that living in the Walter house isn't going to be easy. It's just icing on the cake that the boys look like models... Cover design by pizzazz-

This is the story of Ratalouis. Ratalouis is a small rat with a big love for Eleanor, the most beautiful and artistocratic rat in all of Paris. Ratalouis knows that Eleanor is out of his league, for he is just a fat rat who lives in a dumpster; and she is a goddess. Read on to follow Ratalouis on his great journey to love............

Harry Styles isn't my father, he's my stepfather. Well ex-stepfather. My mother married him when I was 18, she was 36 and he was 20. Totally gross right? Little did I know that she was already knocked up when they got married. They were a happy little family while I was living with my ACTUAL father and going to college. Two years later, my mother left Harry for a man even younger then him and took him to the cleaners. She got full custody, child support and spousal support to pay the way of her and her new boy toy while Harry had to give her his house and move into a small apartment. It's been three years since the divorce my mother wants me to come back for her wedding, the wedding Harry paid for. I felt terrible for Harry but I was too ashamed of my own mother to reach out. But now she's left me no choice because he's the only one that can help me. Will he even answer the phone? I haven't talked to him in almost four years, I don't know what state he's in having his son ripped from him or all of his hard earned money taken away. All I know is that I'm at his doorstep and he's about to get the surprise of his life. ______________ ⚠️ Will contain an assload of foul language as well as sexual content. While some names may be real this is an alternative reality based story that is 100% mine.

Barack Obama was a guest judge on the X Factor. Harry Styles was a dashing young contestant. Harry Styles may not have won the contest, but he won Barack's heart. *highest ranking: #1 in Barack Obama and #1 in Hobama, more importantly: #1 in your heart*

dr. phil takes a wild ride