Drama, suspense, gay stuff. (Shrek is love, Shrek is life)

A fanfic where Barney is dating Mcqueen

You get the gist. ✋😳

TW: ma thicc manz is coming for you

Y/n is a 1'0 foot tall fatui, they are the strongest one there. They can change their eye colors depending on their mood, they are a fox/mythic/dragon/awooga/angel/single and ready to mingle. Y/N puts their hair into a really messy bun with cockroaches in it. They're eyes glow pink showing that they are In love with their hair and thinks they are so short so starts to feel insecure. Y/N says "I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I I'm-m-m-m s-s-s-o-o s-s-hor-r-r-r-t-t-t-t" as they starts to cry. They goes to school having everyone bully her on the way, calling her a dead rat. When she got to school she bumped into this large "wall" and looked up and saw their abusive boyfriend scaracatscratch 😦😦 he started to hit them,and called them "pussy slay tonight" and stabbed their throat with a non-existent fingernail. Their 1'0 foot body collapsed and they started to have a seizure, Tartar sauce their childhood bestfriend and they were separated at birth saved them... saying "I love you Y/N and kissed their tiny finger licking lips, they started to blush and stutter not noticing scaracatscratches dead body lying next to them then suddenly.. Y/N looked behind them and saw his little brother!!! Teuceryeager! He started to shoot Y/N with a nerf gun, which caused many holes in their fragile body...... They said their final words to tartar sauce...... Smack my azz like a drum..." 😭😭

Requested by my senpais stinky foot 🥺🥺🥺🥺🤞🤞🤞

Cw: Nsfw, Ed Sheeran, Kidnapping, Blood,

Shrek and Trump Fall for eachother and Trump later finds out that shrek has a massiv cuck

this is a joke i do know how to spell the cover is mine this is not funny at all