I can teach you how to say 'I love you'. But I can't teach you to mean it. - Based on skimson's tordtom highschool AU. Artwork: senya-sucks on tumblr

//DISCONTINUED// In a town there's a statue. Legend says that the statue was once a boy. He was frozen and the only thing that can turn him back to normal would be if his soulmate holds his outstretched hand. This attracted many people that liked to take pictures of themselves holding the statue boys hand. Tord just moved into town with his dads. One day he and his two friends went into the park and saw the statue. After being told the legend of the statue boy, he decided to hold his hand as a joke.

Edd, Matt, and Tom decide to take another trip to the Magic Shop... Long story short, Matt has no coordination, Tom has zero reflexes, Edd is oblivious, and Tord takes too many walks. (Cover art is clearly not mine :P) [Also this story will be LONG! Sorry! So... Lock your doors and close the blinds we're going for a ride!] VERY SLOW UPDATES.

-Cover by yours truly- Tom; the school delinquent, somehow finds himself in the position of being friends with a troubled 'goody goody' kid named Tord. At first they seem to have nothing in common but is that really true? ______________________________ I started writing this a while ago with no intention of posting it but the longer I have it the more I want to work on it as a short story. If it's well received I may post the rest of the chapters and actually finish it.

Tord was the one who confessed to Tom during their high school days. They loved each other very much that their friends thought they'd have their happily ever after. However that's not the case. Tord's been seeing someone else around their freshman year of college. Tom eventually finds out from their friends, Edd and Matt. Tom confronts Tord about it and the Norwegian boyfriend admits he's lost interest in him. Tom doesn't want to believe it, but Tord makes a deal with him to end their relationship mutually. Years later, they'll come to face each other again. But at what cost?

Everyone has noticed Tom's odd behavior every few months or so ever since they were 16, yet no one had the courage to ask Tom what was wrong. That was until one day Edd had enough of it. Who knew being held back just a few seconds would put Tom in a position he never thought he'd be in. He'd been pushed as far as to reveal all his secrets. To have all his dignity go down the drain. And to have all his lust unleashed on one man. Tord. The one man Tom would never think would be the man to help him with his...special...needs.

Tom wasn't good at a lot of things; keeping friends, being nice, staying sober? Nah, forget it. But dressing up and pretending to be a girl? Now that might be something he can do. [Maidcafe fic] Featuring- * Tom's non-existing gag reflex * Tord's hentai fetish * Edd's unwavering patience * Matt's vanilla ass NOT featuring- * My will to live - This was half planned in 2016, but I didn't start writing it until 2018. The two-year wait doesn't make me hate this any less. Enjoy you, filthy sinners. - "The original femboy Hooters."- 2016 - Achievements: 🏆1# Maidcafe 🏆1# Smutmaybe 🏆2# Eddsworld 🏆1# TordTom 🏆1# Ocs 🏆1# TomTord 🏆3# Cross-dressing

Tamara already knew she was no ordinary girl. After all, she had been born with all black eyes. But when she gets invited to the towns annual masquerade party, she realizes that shes different in ways she couldn't imagine. She meets her lover. But, does she really love them back? This trash somehow got #7 in tamtori dafu- oh hey its #53 in Ellsworld now- thank

The 'Tori x Tamara' label is probably pretty self-explainatory, but I'll say it: Female version of Tom x Tord (Red leader). Haven't really came up with a real plot yet, and might have irregular updates, but hopefully my adequete writing skills will compensate that. :) Note about the cover: The art is NOT MINE. I found it on Pinterest and could not source its illustrator. all credit belongs to original illustrator. If you (illustrator) found this and decided you don't want your art here, simply contact me and I will have it removed immediately.