Well, I'll be honest with you, I don't really feel like talking. But considering my current predicament, I'll probably lose my mind if I'm not talking. So I guess I'll tell you the story from front-to-back to catch you up. It's not like I'm sleeping tonight, so I guess I'll start at the beginning. Not the when-I-was-your-age beginning, but our beginning. When we first met. Which would be about... 2006. Yeah, spring 2006. Two criminals who fall for each other, a psychopath with a grudge, a long lost brother, the death of an ex with strings attached, and a kidnapping plot for revenge, fifteen years in the making. How could you not be interested? COVER MADE BY THE AMAZING, BEAUTIFUL, CREATIVE @renisnotaghost (story still in-progress) current word count: 275,809

Frank Iero was given two options by his parents: go to juvie or move to England to live with his heavily-catholic relatives. He chose the second, seeing it as a challenge as to how long his aunt and uncle would be able to put up with his troublemaking ass. Maybe he would've chosen Juvie if he realised just what was waiting for him over the Atlantic ocean, in the form of a hot priest who seemed to be so far in the closet he could've been in Narnia. Frank had always loved to cause a shitstorm, but this was on a whole new level. Rated R for sexual themes/scenes and strong language General disclaimer: There are a fair few aspects of this that are not factually accurate when it comes to the church so please bear with me on that!

Frank is a skilled assassin. He kills people for a living. He is not meant to fall in love with someone he's been hired to kill. He's supposed to just kill the guy and get it over with. If that's the case then why is Gerard Way still alive? This was originally published to Archive of Our Own, and I am aware that this story has been published on this website before, however I am the original author and that version was unauthorized. This is the "official" version. THIS STORY IS INTENDED FOR 18+ AUDIENCES. I can't stop you from reading it at whatever age you are, but please be advised.

Frank is just an ordinary person, with an ordinary job, when one day everything changes. A flaming metal object falls from the sky, crashes right in his backyard, and what was inside it would change his life forever. Chapters: 33/33. Complete. FAQ at the end covers all 3 installations of the fic. Prologue and Epilogue can be found on my page.

"Only douche bags wear sunglasses inside." "If I knew what one looked like, I might agree."

[cringe city omg. read anything else but this] Coffee addicted Gerard Way is the new art teacher at Belleville High, and Frank is sort of the epitome of awkwardness on his last year of high school. - [#104 #frerard 18/3/20] [#1 Bert McCracken 14/3/20] [#79 #frankiero 1/12/21] -how Bert is portrayed in this story is not what I actually think of him, so no hate- - [started 16 April 2019 - finished 14 February 2020]