Vague update schedule, unrelated stories. I usually update every few months but sometimes I get busy. If you see that this hasn't been updated in 3 months dont worry! That's just how I work. 1) I'm Set Free: Aziraphale finds himself distracted by a certain demon, and Crowley finds out that he likes having his hair touched 2) This Thing Called Love: Love is in the air and so is frustration. Crowley gets upset and takes a five-day nap, waking only to hang out with Aziraphale and visit The Them [I have never seen titanic it has nothing to do with it] 3) Champagne?: Crowley is dining alone tonight when he gets some company from a stranger he wishes would leave him be 4) Aziraphale Loves: Aziraphale is a lover many things in life, books, good wine, Crowley, wearing sensible shoes, people, but Aziraphale also loves food, and he just happens to have a poorly timed craving for crepes. 5) Crowley Shrugged: The pair had been talking and sipping expensive wine, during their conversation they had started talking about wings and flying, then Aziraphale had stated that he hadn't used his wings in a few hundred years, which had bewildered Crowley 6) Tight Pants: Aziraphale and Crowley go out to dinner and Aziraphale gets jealous when someone invites Crowley back to their flat. Snake!Crowley and wings 7) just an announcement 8) dancing in the rain: Dancing in the rain isn't always ideal, even though it's always quite romantic. A little boy pointed and said 'look, mummy, they're in love' this made Crowley smile and wave at the boy (I've run out of room)

This is just a book of one shots between Crowley and Aziraphale.

Meet Billy Bones. He's dead. Literally. Finding himself in the Afterlife, ten year old Billy must wait to be recycled back into the Livingworld. Meanwhile, he's stuck trying to figure out how he's supposed to survive in this backwards existence where sunlight burns, the dead are living, and the memories of his past lives are stored in a secret book. The problem is that Billy's has been stolen, and now he has to find it and discover why the dreaded Reaper is after him.

When Americans turn 20, they become immortal- if they can afford it. Ilana is ready for her birthday so that she can become immortal and enjoy a world where there's no need to live cautiously. When a new amendment is proposed to euthanize Americans who can't afford immortality, the entire country- and Ilana's plans for her birthday- are turned upside down forever. *Content Warning(s): This story contains some mature themes such as grooming, mild gun violence, character death, mild drug use, and brief mention of suicide.

(IN THE WORKS) This story is about Aziraphale and Crowley in a relationship who have a daughter who is the reader enjoy the story my lovelys😘🤗😊.

"You have until Christmas to correct your ways. Until then, I cast you out of Heaven." Those were the ominous words that echoed in his mind as he was plummeting down to the ground. Wingless and powerless, he doesn't know what to do now nor how to return to Heaven. All he knows is that he has to swallow his massive pride and get to Soho and find the only fellow angel who can help. His only chance is to team up with a teenage girl who is on her way to Soho to search for her birth parents. Will he and his mortal companion succeed in their respective quests? Only time will tell... This story is dedicated to @nastyspaghetti and @MCReinhardt, my very close friends. Special thanks to @nastyspaghetti for making this cover.

If you want a character from Good Omens to be your parent then this is the book for you. I've noticed that there aren't any Good Omens parent preferences here on Wattpad and I've been wanted to read some. But, the problem was I couldn't find one so I'm writing one. Most of these stories take place after Armageddon't. If you want me to add any characters just comment. Also, this book is based off of the show not the book. (Actually no, it's based off anything and everything I deemed canon. The BBC Radio Drama, the book, the show, headcanons, little tweets from Neil, and especially tweets from the biggest Good Omens fan ever, the guy who reads our fanfiction, ships Ineffable Husbands, and I'd probably hug him if I met him, Michael Sheen) If you like this idea and you want to make your own, tag me in your book so I can read it. !Spoilers! RIP Sir. Terry Pratchett, you'll be missed. I do not own Good Omens. It belongs to Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman. #2 in Aziraphale (4/2/2020) #6 in gó (5/17/2021)

Crowley and Azeriphel confessed to each other after they prevented Armageddon. That was over a year ago and the Demon and Angel have only grown closer. but what happens when a few drinks lead to them creating their daughter (Y/n)? How do you raise a half Demon half Angel? Only one way to find out. huge fan of good omens and I found no fanfictions about them having a child. so I figured I'd make one. I also plan to make a oneshots book of good omens eventually. enjoy this mess off a book!

Our story begins again, or rather continues, a few months after the world explosion escaped and just before the beginning of new problems. It continues with an angel and a demon who, by saving the earth, have created new bonds not only with humans but also between the darker factions of heaven and hell.