Frank Iero was given two options by his parents: go to juvie or move to England to live with his heavily-catholic relatives. He chose the second, seeing it as a challenge as to how long his aunt and uncle would be able to put up with his troublemaking ass. Maybe he would've chosen Juvie if he realised just what was waiting for him over the Atlantic ocean, in the form of a hot priest who seemed to be so far in the closet he could've been in Narnia. Frank had always loved to cause a shitstorm, but this was on a whole new level. Rated R for sexual themes/scenes and strong language General disclaimer: There are a fair few aspects of this that are not factually accurate when it comes to the church so please bear with me on that!

~HAS BEEN REWRITTEN. CHECK OUT BORN TO LOSE 2.0---- The boy hadn't even seen Gerard coming towards him until Gerard stepped on a fallen branch, making a 'crunch' sound. Gerard screamed a silent 'fuck' in his head as the boy's tear streaked face snapped up, locking eyes with Gerard's. His intense hazel eyes held so many emotions it was hard for Gerard to distinguish whether the boy was doing this out of anger or sadness, "Go away," the words were laced with venom but they also shook with emotion so strong that Gerard wanted to cry as well.

It's the 80's and frank's an asshole who is homophobic. Gerard is his secret enemy who plays as being his friend but prays for his downfall. Gerard starts messing around with frank's which has frank questioning everything he's ever felt *obvi there will be slurs and what not so this is your warning* there's always a lot of smut like most my stories kek CHEESY BUT UHH IDK WHAT TO TELL YALL LMAO

Centuries before he met Frank, Gerard found himself lying in a battlefield. Bleeding out, beside his brother, alone. His life was about to change, forever. Miles away from home, away from any family that might have had an ounce of love left for him. ~>•<~ Rescued from the darkness, a changed man, Gerard still couldn't control himself. Even many years later. Though those hundreds of years had passed, he still was restless, tired of the rejection. Gerard may just be able to hold on for a few more years, or he may just cause destruction that could end him.

Life is just so many things. It's wonderful and full of unexpected beauty, but sometimes it can be painful, enraging, and tragic. Frank is deeply in love with his boyfriend, Gerard. They share three great friends: Ray, Steph, and Ashley. But, most of the world around them is toxic and cruel. Will it all fall apart and destroy them as well, or will they continue to fight hard and set themselves free? Will they ever be the same again? Frank and Gerard's years in high school were dramatic enough, but there is one year they will never, ever forget. . . Warning! Triggers include: intense bullying, alcohol violence, mental disorders, suicide, rape, (adding as I go)

Gerard Way, 17, has always wished that something good would happen in his life. Well, his wish gets granted.

"Gerard Arthur Way, my light, my love, my image of utter perfection, will you do me the absolute honor of marrying me? And if you marry me, would you stay mine forever, and never let anything or anyone bring us apart again? I love you." "I..." ~~~~ Vampire Frerard. Frank didn't even know how he got there. He was only looking for a shortcut to his lonely apartment in the cold night of New Jersey when he found himself being attacked by a stranger man. But this man appears to be a lot more trouble than he thought, as he is revealed to be one of the most dangerous creatures Frank has ever seen. What will happen when he gets into this mess, a 24 year-old man, college dropout, gay, with no family or friends, along with the walking mystery guy Gerard Way? Written with 100% respect for the real people, 100% fiction with no intentions on hurting anyone! (This is one of those edits where I tell you that I wrote this story when I was 14, meaning it's a hot mess and I had 0 grammar and made most of it up as I went)

oreo: so you can draw?? gertrude: yes oreo: then draw me gertrude: ?? oreo: draw me like one of your french girls