Astra-kanon
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"The greatest act of courage Nishimura Aki ever pulled off...
...also happened to be his last."
🚗💥
Cue screeching tires, a soft gasp, and a slow-motion shot of two kids saved... and one teary-eyed soft boy flying dramatically through the air.
🎬 Title Card:
["Villain System: Why Is the Male Lead Eating Me?!"]
📖 Aki wakes up... not in heaven... but in a BL novel he read once out of boredom.
And he's not the protagonist.
No.
He's the cannon fodder villain.
🎮 💸 System Voice (cheerful and sinister):
"Hello, Villain-sama! Please complete your daily tasks:
✩ Steal Luna's lunch!
✩ Call the protagonist an ugly peasant!
✩ Break at least 3 minor laws before dinner!"
🌧️ Meanwhile, Aki is curled in a fetal position, trembling like a chihuahua:
"I just want a warm bed and chamomile tea... not... DEATH."
💪 Enter the 3rd protagonist: Hanamiya Riku
Cool. Popular. Terrifying.
Known for breaking gym equipment with his biceps and hearts with his smirk.
But instead of chasing Luna...
🌹💋 HE'S CHASING AKI.
🍱 Riku (with a full bento and full lust):
"You broke her lunch? Good. Let me feed you instead.
Then let me eat you next, wifey~"
🫠 Aki (moaning and sobbing in confusion):
"I-I didn't mean to be seductive!! I was just hungry!! AND WHY DID YOU CALL ME WIFEY?"
Aki falling down stairs, caught by Riku bridal-style.
Aki trying to push Luna, but tripping and landing lips-first on Riku.
System giving ✩HEART POINTS✩ instead of villain points.
"He was supposed to be the villain.
But now he's the 3rd male lead's emotional support bottom...
...and meal."
🖤💘✨
Coming Soon: "Villain System: Why are the Male Leads Eating Me?!"
Love was not part of the mission.
But Male leads abs were.
Taglines:
🥲 "He came to be bad. But got bedded instead."
💥 "Punches were expected. Kisses were not."
🍱 "Destroy Luna's lunch. Win a husband."