Nothing is happening in Wolvesly Castle, so the jester takes the prince out. ~ A short story written by me, edited by one of my sexc friends, based on an original concept created by me and my friends. also, wattpad likes to order tags by alphabetical order, so my gay gay homosexual gay jokes doesn't get through :(

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!