About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.

Shrek is love, and Shrek is life.

For some reason this isn't really a massive joke??

I'm sorry

Starts off after the scene after the woman's bath. Monokuma decides he's gonna tell on some peeping toms. [Naegi x Kirigiri]

A homosexual god defeats two twin twinks.

Not a lemon don't worry

The ultimate love triangle!love Sans and Shrek have fallen in with Nagito (ultimate student of luck alright)Can he choose one with his love for Hajime?!??! "Dis gud" quotes one of the reader of this glorious tale definitely not the author ;) This also has Kyo in it 4 lik no reasons so it's good 4 all da fandomz:))))))) U lik Fruits Basket? Shrek? Danganrompa? Undertale? THEN THIS FANFIC IS 4 YOUUUUUU!!!!!!! And you're bound to lik one of doez !!!!:))))))) (And if you don't you shouldn't be on the internet you stupid good for nothing idiot go die in a hole >:) But apart from those idiots YOU should read my BOOTIFL FANFIC!!!!!!! :)))))))))))))))) I made dis with wit @AnimeJess101 she made half of this with her and her BOOTIFL SKILZ