An extraordinary tale

Kermit photos that are deep in my camera roll

Trump just couldn't resist Kermit's graceful green lips.

A man named Elmo and a man puppet named Kermit fall in love. They were childhood friends, but Kermit moved away, instead of living on Sesame Street, he lives on Disappointment island. That 384738377 miles away from his love. What will he do? We have no clue. Why? Because none of this happens in the story. Again, why? Because my friend and I are fuckers.

Shalnark goes to jail