Just a collection of short Alan and Ilona ideas that pop into my head :)

Just loveing Ilona Maher and Alan Bersten. All for fun and nothing serious. Dont get to caught up on the timelines or logic just enjoy.

An Olympian joins the dance floor, guided by her handsome partner. What happens when they both find exactly what they weren't looking for?

They live in a dark world where it's dangerous at night, to be out. If you hear the crying howl of the hounds or the scuttle clicking of a brimling or even the small giggles of a munt, you know it's time to go inside. Unless you're ready to fight. Or; 1D are a pack of misfit creatures in a dark world where everything attacks everything.

Niall and Liam seem to think the other boys are getting out of hand everything they've tried doesn't seem to work so they call the mothers. Who lovingly suggest spanking them. Then Niall and Liam start to cause a little trouble them selves so Simon steps in and the boys are force to move under Simon's roof. Read more about the boys and what trouble brings them.

Picture perfect families are only perfect in pictures [SEQUEL TO STAND BY ME]

Definition: Girls Only - noun. Girls only means.. Girls only. It also means NO BOYS ALLOWED. 13+ please :) twitter: catietempleman instagram: catetempleman

Fangirling; When shortness of breath, fainting, high pitched noises, shaking, fierce head shaking, endless blogspots, sleeping late at night, etc. occurs as a reaction to the object of affection and/ or obsession.

This is a sequel to my book Crap Only Directioners Will Get, you can read this one first or go read the one from the first one and then this one. Whatever you want to do, but if you haven't read my first one here is what this guy is about. This is a book that will be filled with stuff that you will only get if you're a directioner. It will have inside jokes, goofy imagines, struggles of being a directioner, and anything else that is funny involving 1D that we can think of. Hopefully, it'll make you laugh, and make liquid shoot out of some sort of opening from your body. © _TeenageFangirl_ All Rights Reserved

This Book Is Filled With Funny Jokes Related To One Direction.Includes,Jokes,Poems,Quotes,Fangirl & Directioner Problems And MUCH MORE! (This Is Part 3) [Credit: Pinterest, Tumblr, & Google?]