So, I've decided to try and write some MCSM oneshots. Because I felt like I needed it, besides, who doesn't like oneshots? Now, I DON'T write lemons. I don't take anymore requests. Sorry about that.

**F I N I S H E D** Dib has finally decided to look back over the years of fighting Zim, and now he wants to have a purpose so he starts doing real science, meanwhile Zim was informed about his whole mission to invade Earth was all a joke, and that the Tallests just wanted to get rid of him. Read to find out what happens, what emotions both Zim and Dib feel for each other....

STOP READING THIS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD I WAS LIKE 10 WHEN I WROTE THIS Zim and Dib have hated, well hate is an understatement but we'll go with it, they've hated each other for longer than anybody could imagine. But one day there appears to be a virus in technology in Dib's neighborhood. Dib being Dib, he suspects that Zim is up to something. So, Dib rushes over to Zim's house. Zim was actually surprised to see Dib, but he explains the cause of the virus, and that it is indeed his next evil plan. But by accident, GIR gets the virus too! Zim can't fix this problem alone. So as much as Zim hates to admit it, he needs Dib's help. Can a malfunction in GIR's system, cause a malfunction in their's? ------------------------------ If you couldn't tell already, this will be Zadr (Zim and Dib romance) so just a heads up. Also the cover art IS NOT MINE ------------------------------

(Original name was go Away) After the tallest abandon zim, 5 years pass. The tallest are running out of habitual planets to invade so their last option is earth. What happens when they find out zim built a new life off the one they destroyed?

Dib is bitten by a vampire bee Zim is secretly, deadly afraid of bees due to previous trauma Be careful honey (Vampire bee thingy from enter the florpus) Cover by cjs-scribbles (tumblr)

Zim losses his memory and Dib is closer than ever to exposing him as an alien

(FINISHED) Dib gets curious when he hears sounds coming from Zim's house. When he gets caught, Zim tries to experiment on him but the experiment goes wrong. Will trying to cure Dub bring them closer together or make them even worse? (Disclaimer: I do not own Invader Zim or any characters or places besides Jinx Frost, Kinya, and Planet Laÿena.)

After 6 years, Zim starts to realize that his plan to take over Earth isn't working. When he contacts the Tallest, his suspicions are proven to be correct. They tell him everything they've kept as secrets and banish him to Earth, leaving him to die. However, life has different plans for him.

(I don't own any of this art ;-;) [TRIGGER WARNING- THIS STORY INVOLVES ATTEMPTED SUICIDE! PLEASE USE DISCRETION!] Dib sneaks into Zim's lab yet again, only to learn something about him that could ruin the Irken's entire life. Will he take advantage or help? - I went over to the desk and answered it, saying, "My Tallest! I have good news! I have captured the deviant that keeps foiling my plans! The Dib human is here." I pointed to the Dib-stink on the table and looked back proud. They didn't share my exuberance. "Zim, we hate to break it to you, well no, we love to make you upset- here's the point. You are a mistake. We sent you into space because you were useless, not actually thinking you would find Earth, much less LIVE. "We wanted you dead then, and still do. Oh and also, you're defective, that's another reason. We just couldn't take these weekly calls, they were getting very annoying! And you have emotions, which Irken aren't supposed to have. "Anyways, don't call us again, you might as well just kill yourself, nobody wants you alive anyway. Bye!" - [I wrote this years ago so it's uh... strange to say the least. 👀] Chapters have been revised to make it less painful*

A ZADR fanfic for people who ship the two enemies of Invader Zim.