if you've been feeling down read this

Someone gave Thor a phone (it was Tony) Steve learned how to use Apple Maria Hill is a fangirl Phil Coulson is also fangirl Pepper Potts is the queen of Stark Tower (it says so in the deed to the building) Fury hates everyone (Mostly Tony) Loki is homeless Tony is motherfuckin' troll Clint watches everyone sleep (Except Tony cos he sleeps naked) Bruce sleeps where he isn't supposed to And Natasha makes really good coffee These are the Avengers' private phone records collected for your enjoyment

Sheriff Stilinski sent his son to New York to spend his spring break with his uncle Phil. Stiles thought he might get that peaceful break from supernatural mayhem that seemed to follow him like a shadow and spend his time exploring his mother's childhood neighborhood. The thing was, they forgot New York was home to the world's mightiest heroes. And nothing is ever peaceful where ever they were. Stiles X Captain America P.S. looking for someone to edit this because I'm sh*t at grammar.