As World Twinkle Denmark clearly states in my Pic Collage cover, this is The Official [but not really official boo hoo] Crack Book of Hetalia! Randomness will take place here, you have been warned... I'll include Hetalia Parodies that happen in the mess I call a brain, things you should never do if you meet the Hetalia characters, and other shit. Yes, I will use *gasp* bad words that mommy and daddy say not to use! bYE, LITERAL NINE YEAR OLDS. Sealand: if you're suggesting I'm nine years old- Stfu Sea-kun, I'm busy. Wait no, I'm done.

You are a 17 year old girl, who went to Hetalia High like any other person would. One beautiful Saturday afternoon you decided to go to this new bakery you heard of, it was right by the corner of your block. As you got there, you saw a handsome man who looked like he was in his 20's, who had messy strawberry colored hair, his eyes neon blue, as he wore a neon blue bow-tie, and wore very pink everything really. He seemed very cheerful, to cheerful in fact...there is something suspicious about him, but what could it be? Read to find out!

The Cold War left Russia and America on bad terms, but it's been years now, is it possible for them to become friends? Bonding over their troubled pasts might just do the trick. (tiny bit of Prucan) *I do not own Hetalia or any of the characters* -this fic is awful i apologize in advance-

All seems fine until the 2p's show up in the meeting room, demanding something unthinkable to most nations. The wish to experiment on England's personification. But with much on the line, he may just have to go through with it. Warning; some torture, in case of sensitive souls. Credit for the cover goes to Kate Allen's Art on Tumblr.

Alfred, who has been told to shut up and grow up all his life, fears the scary and powerful Ivan. But to prove he is strong and to protect his friends, he attempts to face his fear. Ivan, a lonely Russian whose immense power has caused him to be very lonely and feared, hates the childish actions of Alfred. But what happens when they are stuck in the same house with each other for only heaven knows how long? Read to find out! This is a America x Russia fanfic of the anime Hetalia. I do not own hetalia nor the characters, but I do own this story. PS I use human names and hints of yaoi but nothing serious. ~Edit~ I finally updated the cover xD I didn't like the old cover, so I fixed it :D thanks!

After the Cold War, many countries have noticed that Russia is quiet, dark, and more to himself than before. Not only is he keeping his feelings to himself, but he is also getting consumed by his own sorrow. Even though America holds a fear of Russia and his aura, he still has sympathy for the lonely nation. Therefore, he decides to help the nation and slowly develop a bond to heal the Russian's damaged heart. Little did America know that his sympathy and kindness would lead him down a harrowing love triangle between his closest ally, and a sunflower that has just blossomed.

The year is 1762, you are now crowned Tsarina of Russia at the Assumption Cathedral in Moscow. You love the country and its language. The thing you didn't know was... country loved you too.

Two rival managers of a big company can never see eye to eye. The two fight to achieve the promotion that only one can have and create negative tension with the each other, but when one night the two find an orphaned baby, it is up to them to take care of the child they are now attached to without killing each other.

♡🌻"Your mine, my sweet beautiful innocent sunflower. No one else can have you just me. Only me. Forever and always~"🌻♡ *************************************************** I am so excited about this fanfic cuz I always wanted to write a RusAme fanfic and now it's happening. I always like the fanfics of where Russia obsession with America by stalking him and kidnapping too. Excuse me for my bad grammar in it. I do not own Hetalia

I hate him. I hate him and his stupid eyes. They irritate me to my wits end. I wish he would stop looking at me with his stupid, beautiful eyes. They make me so mad that I wanna...