"because as you know all too well, my dear phil, i sometimes want you to just drop dead." "ah, but you see, the feeling is mutual, howell." |serialkiller!phil x depressed!dan| |lowercase intended|

in which a serial killer falls crazily in love with a boy who dances on a silver pole & sings a certain song 🔪 short n' sweet n' psychotic fanfic psycho! phil stripper! dan