Getting bitten by a vampire is something, but getting bitten by five hot vampire celebrities is something else. Amberia Purt is a 17 year old American Directioner. Just like every other directioner, she dreams to meet the five knights in shining armor of her life. Who could know taking a short bathroom break could change your life? *Dramatic gasp* This story should be categorized as vampire, werewolves, fan-fiction, teen-fiction, adventure, fantasy, humor, mystery/thriller, paranormal, & romance, but unfortunately, they only allow each story to be put in only 2 categories. [This story is UNEDITED, so please don't complain about errors, plot-holes, and etc. WARNING: It's also BATSHIT CRAZY HAHAHAHAHA.] [X] This is the ONE & ONLY One Direction Bit Me. I've seen so many imitations after this fanfic, and I want you all to know that this is the ORIGINAL. Thank you! :) -This story is completely HUMOROUS, so stop taking it so seriously.-

Hello. I thought it was a go- LAME. I'm Katie, but my imaginary friends call me kat. I know what you're thinking "OMG SHE IS 17 AND DOESN'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS AND ONLY HAS IMAGINARY FRIENDS!!!!!" I don't care what you think. Ya I do have imaginary friends, but they are the best friends, now where was I, SHUT UP BILL!!! I am so sorry Bill is being stupid and HEY STOP IT ASDFGHJKL.......Hi I'm bill now continue reading Cat's funny and cool life story.