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Volleyball, also known as Pink Pearl, has been going through some major seizures lately. Especially after knowing the fact her eye is unfixable. She has friends, though. Steven, who is always there for her when she's sad Garnet, who does say about the dark sides of life but always makes them light Amethyst, who's the clown of the house and always makes her laugh Then there's Pearl. The old Pearl of Pink Diamond. She was horrible to her. She never wanted anything to do with her, never wanted to cheer her up, never had any empathy. To Volleyball, she was a selfish brat. But when Pearl finally reveals her secret Volleyball changes her thoughts on her. From friendship to fusion, these two always are together.

yEs I dId tHiS wItH dOg MaN bUt I dOn'T cArE!! So I made a bunch of Steven Universe figures on Gacha Life, so why don't I make a comic series of them? And yes I have made like a mIlLiOn stories but I don't care. someone has made 88, so why can't I make 17? So.. enjoy? I do not own any of these characters, I will tell you when an OC is coming. All characters that aren't OC's belong to Rebecca Sugar.

This is my 22nd story, but whatever! I can have as many stories as I want to! Anyway, it's all in the title. You can request one shots with any female character, including Steven and some fusions. So yup! I'm just gonna put a requests page on anyways, but I'm still gonna update this with my own stories because derp! I can. Ok bye have fun reading 👌

White: Yellow, Blue.. Blue: mhmm? Yellow: yeah? White: .. I'm bored. Blue: *gasp* Yellow: You? BORED? Me: well, surely we can do something to cheer her up! Volleyball: LET'S DO AN ASK OR DARE! Me: but I've already done an ask or dare stor- White: THAT'S A BRILLIANT IDEA!! Me: ok then! Ask or Dare the Diamonds, Spinel and their Pearls! (And me too I guess..) HAS BEEN #2 IN ASKORDARE