"Welcome to the chase. Might as well just call it Hell." cover by @Iucifer

"I didn't mean to fall for you." Falling inlove is hard, falling inlove with your best friends sister? A lot harder. ( Highest ranking: #1 under #AshtonIrwin #5 under #5SOS #2 under #5sosimagines #3 under #nonfiction)

"I'm your new teacher for sex education class. My name's Mr Irwin."

Calum believes that he's got everything a guy could ever wish for: popularity, a band with his best friends, and pretty girls in his high school swooning over him. He always thinks that whatever Calum wants, Calum gets. But of course, nothing stays the same. It all started when a girl named Kristen bumped and crashed into his life and asked him to pretend as her boyfriend for a month. Calum knew it would be nothing but a stupid deal until that stupid little thing started changing every single thing about what he always believes in. He woke up one day realizing three things. One, not everything he believed in is always true. Two, he knew something in his life was missing. And lastly... He's sure as hell that he's not pretending anymore. * Published: September 2013 Completed: March 2014 Status: Major Editing

You close your eyes you're screaming by all the mind tricks I put you in but they say it's wrong when we have that hood love knowing by tonight you're all mine

Finding your person at sixteen is not as exciting as it sounds, especially when you lose them at seventeen. For Calum, even six years later, everyone is still inferior to the girl with the purple hair and the bold mouth. What he never expected is the truths that come out when their paths cross again... *** Calum Hood fanfiction See info page for triggers, mature rating info, and anything else you may need to know before reading this story. #1 in #5sosfanfic November 2019 #3 in #calumhood January 2020 Written Fall 2019 Edited late winter/early spring 2022

"It was in that moment I knew I was in love with one of my best friends sister"

"Who's this girl?" calumhood follows you

"why do you hate me so much?" he asked. "i don't hate you, you're just annoying."

"Hopefully being roommates will settle your arguments."