Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Duke has spent nearly 100 years in the house where he died, scaring away every owner to protect his home. But when a new family shows up with a young girl that intrigues Duke, he allows them to move in. As Duke observes the Gundersons, he notices that they are struggling with something they refuse to talk about. Seeing Violet in pain is more than he can bear, and he wishes to help. But how can a ghost boy do that, especially when he has secrets of his own?