Woooah -- X Reader with no ships! My name is (Y/N) (L/N), or Skelpie on Twitch. I'm a decently popular streamer with no connections to the Minecraft Twitch gods... ...until recently. [Platonic reader insert in which you befriend basically everyone in the DreamSMP and join the aforementioned SMP. Yes, there's an actual plot that will happen, and no, it is not some cute, uwu, slice-of-life. You might die. Whoopie!]

Welcome to Hermitcraft Randomness! This is a collection of mixed one-shots, AUs, incorrect quotes, and general randomness about Hermitcraft Season 7! You'll also find a smattering of oneshots based off of other Hermitcraft fanfics and Hermittpad oneshots here. There will probably be more variation than my last oneshot book since I watch more Hermits this season. Updates come every week or so!

"Each world has its own story. Even if you tried to get a story from me, I wouldn't be able to tell you half of it. There is so much life in each build and block, and each event has told their own tale. But it has to start somewhere." Fate has the oddest ways of getting people together. It might tear your world apart as you know it. It might give you loss and grief. It might even show you a side that you never knew you had. But it does all this for a reason. What is that reason? Well... You'll have to find out. This is the origin of how Hermitcraft came to be. Just remember-- Every end of a story is a new beginning for another. - Some information before you start the story: - This story takes place before Hermitcraft officially started, so maybe 7-8 years ago or so. - Despite this, though, the world is set in 1.13/1.14. - If you die, it's permanent. There are no respawn mechanisms. - The backstories for each character are based around events that happened in Season 6, which might not be relevant in seasons to come. - The total word count for this story is 49,001. It was originally published on October 16, 2019. - I try to mention each Hermit at least once, but I might have missed some. DISCLAIMER: This book does hint at a bit of shipping. I write ships based on the Hermits' Minecraft personas and not their actual IRL selves. None of this content is meant to offend anyone, it's purely a writing hobby. If any of the Hermits find any of my content disrespectful or uncomfortable, I have no problem in taking it down. With all that being said, enjoy the story!

A collection of one shots and AUs based on Hermitcraft Season 6 and 7. Requests are currently open, I just want to write Note that I don't ship hermits irl, only their minecraft personas as portrayed on screen in their respective videos, nor do I own any of the characters.

BOOK TWO PRIME GODS AU READ DO I SHOOT HIM OR DO I AIM FOR THE SKIES FIRST! (A Friend From Another Life too, but it's not required.) (Y/N), and some of the members of the Dream SMP has been through a lot. They've almost died multiple times. But they now live peacfully back in the normal world. But one day, (Y/N) wake up to a familiar breeze. "OH COME ON!" (Y/N) and Tommy scream at once. They looked to each other. "YOU REMEMBER? THANK GOD-" (Y/N) Cheered, and a brunette boy walked up to the two, confused. "The first people who aren't exactly confused, cool." The boy muttered. "Also what do you mean by remember?" "tUBBO NO!" The two screamed again. First book is also made by me, it's called Do I Shoot Him? ...Or Do I Aim For The Skies?, and everyone seemed to like it! It's only eighteen chapters, and has a really sweet ending, my viewers can vouch for me :)) And the second book is cool too :)) 2020-11-18 - 2021-03-14

In the world of Minecraft, there are two beings that have powers. They are the Admins and Watchers, known as the universe's arms. Both disagreeing with what the other did to help, and violence was the way they chose to carry it out. That was years ago, it was brought to an end by four that the universe trusted, they were called Primals, having extraordinary powers. Now, trouble is brewing, the Watchers has captured an Admin, more specifically, a Primal Admin. What would happen when he escapes? How far are the Watchers willing to go for the experiment they are having? Will the Primals finally stop the conflict between the two sides? Do all the Primals have good intentions? Or do they mask the malicious intent they have? Could someone behind the scenes be pulling strings? == Cover Drawn and Edited by me, hope you enjoy this story! ~Yes another Watcher & Admin AU ~Why are you reading this horribly written story ~I need sleep ~My head hurts again AAAAA (No worries, I'm oki) ~Sorry in advance for the terrible plot

With Grian still recovering and Evil Taurtis stronger than ever, Ex and Taurtis put their plan in motion, and not a moment too soon. A strange sickness is spreading through Hermitcraft, and it's side effects are... less than pleasant. Please read Book 1 first for context: https://www.wattpad.com/story/219020719-fight-or-flight

Something strange begins to happen to Grian, and he leaves the Island for information. But of course, his fellow Hermits have to come rescue him. He spends some time recovering and thinks it's all in the past. But after accidentally poisoning Mumbo, Grian discoveres the story isn't quite over yet.

Just a bunch of random one-shots of my favorite boi Grian being sad or angsty in some way. Enjoy! REQUESTS ARE CLOSED : Have a certain angsty situation you would want to see Grian in? Tell me! See Ch. 1 for more details!

Hermitcraft Season 5 has ended, and the hermits head through the portal, ready to start a new world, as Hermitcraft Season 6! Except... Something doesn't seem right about this world they have entered.. It almost seems... corrupted? What.. what happened to this place..? -------- Eyo! This is my first ever fic, and I hope I do it justice! The beginning is a bit ruff, I'll admit, but, I'm sure I'll get the hang of it soon(hopefully)! The idea belongs to @CEPHALOTUS , who has allowed me to write a fic about it, so, thank them for the idea! This fic will also be up on AO3 and Tumblr, posted under the name "ZecoriTheWeirdOne", so, feel free to go check it out there, if you want to! Cover art made by me, Fic Name by April on the hermits and evos Discord(seriously, thank them for the title, without them, this probably would've just been called "my hc-evo fic" or something like that(i'm not good at names))