Summer Jacobs knew full well about her town’s tradition. Every year at the end of the summer, a party would be held on school grounds without the knowledge of the parents or the teachers. It had been happening since before Summer was born and never once was anyone the wiser. This year however, everyone was going to find out. Summer had planned a weekend of alcohol, bad decisions and horrendous photo’s which she would later un-tag herself from on Facebook. A whole weekend with her friends at the biggest party of the year, without any worries or parents telling her what to do. So how she ended up trapped in the school with a deranged psycho killing her classmates off one by one, she will never know. It wouldn’t have been as bad if she was trapped on her own. She would have been happier to face the lunatic solo rather than be trapped with a guy who kept using the life or death situation to make passes at her. His theory was being so close to death should definitely loosen her up, and by ‘loosen up’ he definitely meant ‘get naked.’ Along with his friends who between them had the IQ of a baby tree stump, an outcast who probably still had Spiderman bed sheets and the cheerleaders who were more worried about all the blood staining their new white jeans, they had to somehow make it out of there alive. And to think, Summer’s biggest worry that weekend was waking up with a brutal hangover… ©makeandoffer

*written in 2012 at 14* *Follow my new account for the new version of You Can't Cuddle With A Zombie titled: Back to Life @InTheClouds1020* "My boyfriend went to Florida and came back a zombie... I can't cuddle with a zombie!" Ella Masson is breaking down. When her boyfriend, his family, and his best friend die in a plane crash, Ella loses a part of herself. She doesn't want to talk to anyone. She skips school and just stays home. She has an attitude and blocks anyone who tried to help. That is, until her boyfriend and half the town came back from the dead as zombies. The only survivors from their home town are Ella, her best friend Alyssa, Alyssa's cousin Jeremy, and his best friend Dominic. Now they're on a race to find safety in Washington D.C. But it isn't going to be a smooth ride. With lying ten year olds, murderous FBI agents, and unspoken feelings, the teens start thinking they're way over their heads. This senior year, finding a prom date was the least of their worries. Join the team in this thriller about friendship, love, and man-eating zombies. *Trailer Inside!*