"What are you going to do, walk up to Malfoy and say, 'I know you've been an utter prat for almost five years but do you think you can stick your cock up my arse, so that I won't die a virgin?'" Ron asked with a resigned sigh. Before Harry could so much as roll his eyes, a new voice spoke up. "What an intriguing offer." The drawling voice had their eyes widening. Harry was filled with mild horror and drowning in embarrassment. Merlin, help him.

Just because I never finish long stories, here's One-shots. You're more than welcome to wish a prompt or something, I'll try to make it good. Thaurens is the ship of John Laurens and Thomas Jefferson from "Hamilton - An American Musical" and I do not own them or any other characters from the musical. The credit of how they look mostly goes to: Lin-Manuel Miranda, the writer of the musical. Anthony Ramos, the actor who plays John (and Philip) in the original. Daveed Diggs, the actor who plays Thomas (and Laf) in the original. Highest ranking: #1 in Thaurens (January 30th)

Highest Rank: #102 for drarryfanfic out of 3.8k #556 for drarry out of 19.2k Just a bunch of short stories or scenes. Most will be Drarry or Wolfstar with some Mauraders thrown in. Some may have language or trigger warnings. Enjoy! I also have a full Drarry book that's completed if you guys are more interested in that. It's called The Forbidden Romance. I also have another Drarry book called Dear Harry but it's not finished. PSA: Not all these stories are written by me, most however are. I cannot always give credit because I don't know who wrote the original. Thanks for 48k+ reads!

Random prompts, suggestions for the ship Jetko. ... First chapter: Jet searches the city for Li or Zuko a few weeks after Li told Jet he was firebender. Jet has realized his mistakes and wants to apologize but for any of that to happen Zuko has to be found.

Craig liked living his nice, boring life with Stripe sure there was Tweek and Token and Clyde. But Craig could tell you that there was one person that made his life a bit more interesting _____ Cover by DRandom, check her out on Instagram @dr_andom

Craig seems to be the only one remembering Kenny dying - besides Eric, of course. And after Craig confronts him, Kenny starts hanging out with the stoic boy more. But not everything goes out as what Kenny planned.

Kenny develops depression without realizing what is even happening, and is in denial as he slowly begins to get worse. Craig, who had never taken interest in him before, notices something in Kenny that his friends don't. Craig eventually gets too involved in Kenny's issues. Rated M to be safe. Trigger warnings: suicide, self harm, depression, familial problems, and possibly more.

It was a road accident. When Harry Potter gets into a car crash, he is rushed to hospital. The doctor taking care of him is Draco Malfoy. Harry Potter's crush since their fourth year at Hogwarts. Will Harry finally admit to Draco his feelings or will Draco finally admit to Harry his feelings? This is based off an edit on YouTube - Draco + Harry | I care about you. The channels name is paquim Disclaimer: All characters belong to J.K. Rowling and/or Warner Bros.

One shots of bird flash. I don't own anything but ideas and that includs the art.