Matthew and Alfred once again arrive late to a meeting. But something's off; Alfred is less boisterous than usual and Matthew is swearing constantly. In an attempt to find out what has gotten into the two enigmatic North Americans, the rest of the G-8 members* end up uncovering more than a few secrets (and secrets of those secrets) America and Canada have been hiding for centuries. DISCLAIMER: I do not own Hetalia. I do, however, co-own (Spoiler Alert!!!) this version of the personifications of states and provinces of America and Canada respectively. *and China

The North American personifications have many secretes to hide. America has: 50 states 4 Extra personifications 5 Territories 8 Micronations 2 Capitals 1 Dead country Canada has: 13 Provinces/territories 1 Capital 3 Micronations Mexico has 31 States 1 Capital All personified. 100+ children under the age of 18 under one roof.