*PLEASE READ THE DESCRIPTION FULLY* --------- 2024 EDIT: I've been busy with college, but as of writing this a lot of chapters have been re-written & I need to polish them up before updating entirely. There are a LOT of aspects of this book that have been genuinely hard to re-do, and I haven't kept up with object shows since 2021(?), so I have no idea of how any of the characters act anymore which only adds to my frustration & difficulty. I'm sorry if any of this book comes off as gross or offensive, it was a different time and I was a child who didn't know what they were writing in the moment. :,/ Thank you for reading, even in 2024 when Ao3 is the superior website. I'll see you guys soon. ❤ --------- You need Mesothelioma to read this. --------- Welcome to the billionth BFB oneshot book! --------- ~HIGHEST RANKS:~ #2 in BFDI #9 in objectshows #17 in bfb

an inanimate insanity/battle for dream island crossover human high school au. two schools are merging, and it goes about as well as you'd expect. which is to say not good. discontinued due to a lack of interest and bad experiences in the fandom. read my webcomic instead; if you liked this you'll like it. it's called owlstead and is on webtoon and tapas :)

Four and X have been friends ever since Four was banished from the equation playground. But they'd rather not be friends... they want to be something bigger. And when a fight all so familiar breaks out over X's lucky value, there can only be one to take him. Will the battle be won peacefully, or will X follow in the same footsteps as his deceased brother?

edit: hey. this fanfiction is very old and doesnt reflect my writing skills anymore. if youre interested, heres a link to one of my newer fanfictions! (trust me its way better) https://www.wattpad.com/story/347165902-colors-a-bfb-fanfiction What happened between the wait from BFB 12 to 13 remains a mystery to the outside world. Only the contestants know what happened... or at least two of them. No-one would have expected a virus outbreak among all of them. Firey and Leafy fought for their lives as the rest of them slithered through the shadows, coming up with plans to take them down and make the two become one of them. #1 In BFDIA - September 2nd 2019

In a twisted alternate universe, the BFDI contestants are no longer colorful individuals living freely in an island, simply participating in a weird game show full of zany obstacles, friendships, and intense, but in the end of the day silly antics run by some odd folks. Here, the cast are now artificially grown lab rats, trapped inside a hellish laboratory where they are all put through painful and rancid experiments, ran by extraterrestrial scientists hellbent on finding out which one of these unfortunate souls are going to be- "The DreaMaker." (CONTENT WARNING: THIS FAN FICTION CONTAINS LARGE AMOUNTS OF GORE, PROFANITY, AND GENERAL DARK THEMES. VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED.)

(OLD CHAPTERS FIXED!) *Heads up! This is a POV fic!* Pin feels empty with competing in BFDI over and over again just to start another season. Pin decides to do something else instead, she wants to explore to places she's never been before and collect treasure while doing it. When she explains this all to her best friend, Coiny, he tells her it sounds a lot like something pirates would do. Pin actually thinks it might be fun to be a pirate! So she gathers a group willing to come and they are ready to start their adventure on their pirate ship, even with pirate gear to match! So then, Pin and her mighty crew consisting of Needle, Leafy, Firey, Snowball, Ruby, Flower, and of course, Coiny, go off on adventures on the sea. They encounter things like sea monsters, a tribe of other objects, and maybe even love! Read to find out more about the adventures of Captain Pin and her crew. //a big thanks to @bitterestlemonboy for beta reading the first chapter and @silverwingsdragon for helping me with the plot of this story :)//

rewriting : ) <TW! THIS STORY INCLUDES QUITE THE AMOUNT OF GORE AND OTHER SUGGESTIVE THEMES. A WARNING WILL BE PUT WHEN A CHAPTER INCLUDES SUCH. THANK YOU. :)>