The Sacred Texts
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President Valentine Force Feeds You Honey Buns by Edgy_McFuckup
Edgy_McFuckup
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You find yourself in a room with a man, a beautiful blonde with a chiseled chest, who has a surprise in store for you. I wrote this because I ate a honey bun and thought "Fuck i want funny valentine from JJBA to force feed me honey buns until I cry" and so i wrote a fanfiction about it
polnareff eats a bagel by iidotmilkyy
iidotmilkyy
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he eat bagl
Rohan beats the shit out of you and leaves you to die at a Denny's parking lot by IStubbedMyToeOnMyCat
IStubbedMyToeOnMyCat
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you encounter Rohan kishibe at a Denny's parking lot. something happens and you two fight.
rohan kishibe vores you by diobrandovore
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this was written for vore day but didnt have any insp. so now its here, 5 days late.
josuke gets taco bell and fucking dies by pasta-hoe
pasta-hoe
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The quesadilla Morioh deserves by MySnakeIsSolid
MySnakeIsSolid
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Josuke and okuyasu make the best goddamn quesadilla, but other people in Morioh want a bite.
dio loves dogs by SWAGmael
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dedicated to @AshMatsuoka and her otp dandio Edit: I didn't think so much people would see this but I read all your comments and I'm glad u enjoy it thanks for the support and let's all pray for Joey jojo
dio fucking kills you by diobrandovore
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this is wgat you get for being a dio fucker