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  • President Valentine Force Feeds You Honey Buns
    2K 84 1

    You find yourself in a room with a man, a beautiful blonde with a chiseled chest, who has a surprise in store for you. I wrote this because I ate a honey bun and thought "Fuck i want funny valentine from JJBA to force feed me honey buns until I cry" and so i wrote a fanfiction about it

  • polnareff eats a bagel
    151 22 3

    he eat bagl

    Mature
  • Rohan beats the shit out of you and leaves you to die at a Denny's parking lot
    85 8 1

    you encounter Rohan kishibe at a Denny's parking lot. something happens and you two fight.

  • rohan kishibe vores you
    2K 94 1

    this was written for vore day but didnt have any insp. so now its here, 5 days late.

  • josuke gets taco bell and fucking dies
    2.7K 257 1

    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  • The quesadilla Morioh deserves
    1.6K 108 6

    Josuke and okuyasu make the best goddamn quesadilla, but other people in Morioh want a bite.

  • dio loves dogs
    767 66 1

    dedicated to @AshMatsuoka and her otp dandio Edit: I didn't think so much people would see this but I read all your comments and I'm glad u enjoy it thanks for the support and let's all pray for Joey jojo

    Completed  
  • dio fucking kills you
    2.6K 196 1

    this is wgat you get for being a dio fucker

  • DIO BRANDO EATS ASS AND DIES
    4.9K 236 1

    big chungo

  • Dio makes a sandwich
    970 105 1

    Dio wakes up from his nap and is very hungry

    Completed  
  • Dio Comes Home
    1K 27 9

    light is daddy

    Mature
  • 𝐛𝐨𝐤𝐮 𝐧𝐨 𝐝𝐢𝐨
    573 37 2

    boku no pico but it's dio

  • Dio is a slut
    2.3K 151 1

    I made a 4 paragraph essay

  • The Marvellous Misadventures of Dio Brando, Pizza Hut Delivery Man
    5.7K 343 5

    Dio Brando, Pizza Delivery Guy by day, Male Stripper by night, must work hard to provide for his bagel headed son. DELIVERWRYYYYYYY

  • the Kiraverse™️
    2.9K 168 16

    i started writing this as a joke to send to my friend but accidentally spiraled out of control and ended up making this absolute cursed monstrosity i have dubbed the Kiraverse. i need to be burned for my sins

  • DK
    449 29 1

    While talking together Narancia and Trish find themselves ending up on a rather bizarre subject: Giorno's big tiddies. Join these idiots in a tale of heartache, suspense, and joy as I take this story way too seriously and proofread it like fifty times.

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  • Mommy Bruno's Dumbass Children
    672 29 1

    Snapshots of all the dumb things Bucci Gang force their team MILF to put up with. (One chapter for each Bucci Gang member hopefully) As of chapter two I actually drew a cover!! (The original was a placeholder that I didn't bother to replace before I posted the story lol)

  • Doppio eats a bag of chips (NOW WITH PART 2)
    7.6K 345 2

    Vinegar Doppio obtains potato chips and consumes them

    Completed  
  • Bucci Gang's Bizarre Minecraft Adventures
    2.4K 59 8

    The gang plays Minecraft VR together but an enemy stand stops them from leaving the game. They must beat the game or else they can never leave Minecraft and continue their mission to finish the boss of Passione

  • Stardust Groupchat
    68 9 2

    (AU where everyone survives) Kakyoin wants to bring everyone together, but can't since Polnareff's in france, Jotaro and Joseph are back in Japan, Avdol in Egypt, Iggy god knows where he is, and Kakyoin who's recovering in the hospital. So... He starts the 'Stardust Groupchat'

    Mature
  • jjba groupchat
    39.1K 1.3K 8

    jonathan makes a groupchat god this is gonna get so chaotic #1 in jotakak

  • My heart is dead (and so is Caesar)
    2.1K 108 5

    Joseph is sad cuz his hot Italian boyfriend died. How sad. What will he do know? Cheat on his wife? Probably, until... (Caejoe will happen just deal with the fact I like jotakak more than this ship, so I will not put a lot of effort into it)

    Completed  
  • Jotaro has the high ground
    1.9K 68 18

    A mess of a JoJo fanfic where Jotaro is a Star wars nerd, Kakyoin lays an egg and Narancia gets therapy

    Completed  
  • joseph joestar eats spaghetti
    13.7K 717 7

    joseph absolutely fucking consumes spaghetti 3/11/23 - please stop reading this holy shit💀

    Completed  
  • Joseph Joestar Commits Tax Fraud
    12.4K 485 9

    Please no, don't tell me Joseph actually committed tax fraud! He would never do this! I'm literally crying and shaking right now I can't believe this!

    Completed  
  • joseph joestar gets bullied
    14.5K 542 6

    the crusaders + caesar but in a modern chat au because i cant write anything else