Tom wasn't good at a lot of things; keeping friends, being nice, staying sober? Nah, forget it. But dressing up and pretending to be a girl? Now that might be something he can do. [Maidcafe fic] Featuring- * Tom's non-existing gag reflex * Tord's hentai fetish * Edd's unwavering patience * Matt's vanilla ass NOT featuring- * My will to live - This was half planned in 2016, but I didn't start writing it until 2018. The two-year wait doesn't make me hate this any less. Enjoy you, filthy sinners. - "The original femboy Hooters."- 2016 - Achievements: 🏆1# Maidcafe 🏆1# Smutmaybe 🏆2# Eddsworld 🏆1# TordTom 🏆1# Ocs 🏆1# TomTord 🏆3# Cross-dressing

*TordTom* *This is in a fantasy AU.* *Cover is mine.* *Not an attack on any religion* *Shipping of the characters, not the actual people* When Tord, the king of all demons, decides to take a break from all the evil in the Underworld, he and two of his most trusted soldiers travel to the human realm. There, they meet a guild who are keen on their objective of defeating the Demon King. Out of amusement, Tord joins. But soon, he grows an annoying affection towards the mysterious blue mage... who wants the Demon King dead.

Tord has started feeling empty, lonely, and left out, which then leads to him discovering he has depression. He starts cutting himself to forget the pain and reminds himself everyday that nobody loves him. This is my first book- SO EXPECT THE CRINGE

edd's heart became overtaken by a blur of honey. his vision obscured. his heart pounding. he would never ever forget such a pretty specimen.

(also tommtord highschool au, the non-capitalization is intended) tord was highly loved by the school. he had everything. tom was shunned. he had next to nothing. and they both hate each other, something they have in common. what happens if these two would pair together? would it be a disaster, a success, or would they just leave the past behind and pay no attention to it? *THANKS TO @readingismypurpose for that bootiful cover. MANY THANKSSS

i got this idea from another fanfic on wattpad but i decided to make tord the thief and tom the king instead credits to @batata575 for the stunning cover art!

(TomTord) His lungs clogged, his mind clouded, when would he get rid of these stupid flowers?

I can teach you how to say 'I love you'. But I can't teach you to mean it. - Based on skimson's tordtom highschool AU. Artwork: senya-sucks on tumblr

(oof) Tom is a normal guy hanging with his normal friends. At least, that's what he wants them to believe. Due to his "unique" appearance, he was tested on after his parents died. Unfortunately, one of those tests failed miserably, and now Tom is stuck with a horrid demon in his body, one that only activates if he is afraid. Not being afraid is hard, especially for him. Even though he's gotten better at controlling his fears, he worries for Edd and Matt when they fight. He knows it's because of him. Edd has been more abusive and furious with Tom with each passing day. And it's hard not being afraid when Tord joins the picture. As his childhood bully, it isn't hard to not have fears about him. (COVER CONTEST UPDATE!!) I'm glad to announce the winner of the contest is Zentrun! They're an amazing artist; I'd consider following their account! Honorable mentions are Tammi_the_weirdo and mdirosepina! I loved your entries very much! Thanks for submitting!!! :D

(Tord doesn't know Tom, Edd, and Matt in this book) Tord, who is known as the head scientist for the Red Army, is the man that has always wished to become the leader of the Red Army, but the leader of the Red Army or as people call him, "Red Leader" only sees him as a best friend and scientist. But then one day Tord was given the assignment to look after a experiment the Red Army in Britain sent to them before they got exposed by the Britain government and shut down, so Tord thought to himself, "Looking after a Experiment is a extremely important job here... Maybe.. Just maybe.. If I do everything perfectly.. Then I'll finally get Red Leaders attention and he can make me next in line to become Red Leader! But.. I still have to do everything perfectly..."