Tom lives a calm and peaceful life in a beutiful forest...Well that is until the best hunter of the North East; Tord and Tom meet face to face....What will happen of Tom when Tord makes it his goal to hunt the Centaur down? !!**This will have boyxboy and possibly smut?**!! The cover is not mine!! I only editrd it to look like tom!!

Growing up Tord always tried to make Tom cower in fear, but Tom was never afraid of Tord to even show a response to his attempts to scare him. It started when they were only children.. Tom was rather innocent when they were kids, so whenever Tord tried to scare him, he'd just giggle and say "You're not scary Tordy!". This would always would make Tord upset and make him question himself if he was scary enough to fulfill his dream to take over the world. That's when he figured a machine of some sort might be able to help him do it. He started learning how to tinker with little devices at this age, he self taught himself this as well. At their teenage years.. Tord kept attempting to pull pranks that would scare anyone, but Tom never even flinched, even when Tord pulled the "Edd's dead" card and even made a fake corpse of Edd. Tom never fell for the pranks and always used to tell Tord what he did wrong, and even give him tips on how to REALLY scare him, which even when Tord used those tips it never worked anyway. On to their adult years when they went to live together with Edd and Matt, Tord STILL couldn't scare him! Even when he would steal Toms precious items and threaten to break them, Tom would just say, "Well then you gotta buy me a new one." Which would stop Tord since he needed to save up for his robot. Now Tord has taken over Russia, Brazil, and Germany and the Eddsworld crew knows they have to stop it at once before he goes any further!

After Edd and Matt saved Tom from the red army Tord became very aggressive,He made his army bigger and tougher every single month.Every day he will capture every single person in his sight and practically scare his victim to joining his army,Tord still loves Tom and he wanted revenge on those who has taken him away."Edd and Matt shall suffer." Sequel to:"You Idiot"

It starts off with a cupboard but where does it end...?What if it doesn't..?What if...? Read to find out how a cupboard helped Tom and Tord.

tord comes back to visit his 'friends' after the robot betrayal. only to find that a semi-mentally broken tom is the only one home and decides to have some fun.

This is old and cringy, read at your own risk this was a MISTAKE im so sorry lmfao Credit to cover goes to; AcidsodaYT on Devianart.

I wanted to create this cause I love this ship and I like to read it but most of the stories are in Russian or French so, Enjoy?

5 Years after Tord had returned from the Red Army, things have been.. different between Tom and Tord..

disclaimer: this book was written by somene who doesnt actually like tomtord i probably wont finish this for a very long time, because uhh... its really long. ;-; ill try to update sometimes tho

A/N I'm back. Hopefully I stay-