Random tøp related shit, the clique might find funny I didn't make up all of this Credits: tumblr

You DO NOT want to mess with a fangirl, so this is a helpful book of things NOT to say to one. You're welcome. Have you ever brutally murdered someone over something stupid they said about your fandom/bandom? Put it in the comments or message me and I'll give you credit for it.

my name is dan, not danielle × somewhat based off of the short film boy (HIGHEST RANKING: #2 in fanfiction)

January 31, 2015 Highlands High School Dear Mr. Jackman, We accept the fact that we had to waste a perfect Saturday to sit around in detention for whatever we did wrong, but we think you're crazy for making us write an essay on what we think we are, but let's be honest, you don't really care. You see us as you want to see us, A nerd, A dreamer, A loner, A spoiled brat, A jock, and a rebel. Are we correct? Of course we are. Signed, The Breakfast Pack Warning: cussing and drugs Based off the movie The Breakfast Club

When Draco comes up with an idea to mess with Harry during the Triwizard Tournament, will he be the one who will get burned in the end? Drarry #wattpride #drarry If you're a first time reader, I highly recommend reading the new version! It's posted on my profile!

*COMPLETE* Megan Payne is the average potterhead. She is completely obsessed. She has Harry Potter clothing, all the books and movies (and has read and watched them numerous times), has trinkets, and even writes Harry Potter fan fictions on a website called wattpad.com. One day, after walking home from school she finds a particular Hogwarts headmaster in her house. Professor Dumbledore tells her that he wants her to come to Hogwarts so that the teachers can conduct an experiment, an experiment to try to teach a muggle magic! Megan is brought to the Order of the Phoenix HQ and will attend Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry in September. Throughout the school year she starts to wonder, maybe teaching a muggle magic wasn't the only reason why she was brought here? WARNING: This book is VERY random and in many places makes no sense whatsoever. It has little to no plot line and was written out of sheer boredom, and just to express my built up randomness. I have no clue how it got popular. Also, this book contains much swearing. If you do not like the previously listed things, please don't read this book, let alone comment rude things. Romance is guaranteed. *COMPLETE*

Often times in life, many of us get screwed over, by life itself, unfortunately. Constant drama between two boys who cannot help but love each other. A relationship filled with so many ups and downs, add in a few loopety loops and you could call it a rollercoaster. (An emotional one.) Harry and Draco, side by side, friends from the start. Or so they wished. A lonely little blonde boy who was only ever seeking attention and approval from someone who could love him. A small brunette, locked away from the world and shunned by his family for being a freak. Many things have a hand in bringing them together, but can love keep them from tearing themselves apart when the world throws the force of the ocean at them? (PSA: This fic was first started 4 years ago, so some of it is pretty cringey. Pease don't hate me :p)

"It's much harder to stay hidden from the Dark Lord when you're in love with a Death Eater." Evelyn Hawkings' parents were well-known Death Eaters, but they died when the Dark Lord fell and Eve was only an infant. Now fifteen years have passed and Voldemort is back, and Eve has changed her last name to stay hidden from him. She lives a quiet life, staying out of trouble and avoiding the life of a Death Eater...but everything changes when she meets Draco Malfoy. He's the bad boy, the guy everyone avoids if they know what's good for them. But what happens when the bad boy meets someone completely different? What happens when Draco Malfoy, against all odds, falls head over heels for one girl? Which will come first, the girl he loves...or his reputation as a Death Eater? What will he do when he finds the bird that can finally set him free? A Draco Malfoy love story.

Newly married Lauren 'Smith' is as happy as can be following her beautiful wedding. Everything is going perfect, until her husband starts acting weirdly. His temper just gets higher and higher, until one day he snaps. He hits her. Convinced it's just a phase, Lauren doesn't tell anyone. She shuts herself off, ignores her friends and quits her job. Things only complicate when Lauren meets her best friend's brother, Gerard. The two immediately hit it off, and become friends. When he finds out her secret, what will he do?   (Includes Band Members! It has a lot to do with the band once Gerard meets Frank. Also a Soon-To-Be Killjoy story, where I'll probably need a few people to volunteer as Killjoys!)

Tyler starts his third week at his job at the Team Crafted Theme Park, along with Mike Schmidt, but things quickly get back out of hand. Whatever Team Crafted Co. told the Law force to keep them quiet about all the past deaths has worn off, and the park is shut down and the animatronics taken to the dump. But Tyler just fixed it! Tyler has all the right to be upset about this! And yet, curiosity just might kill the cat again. If Tyler isn't careful, Team Crafted Co.will make sure that the boy becomes nothing more then a metal shell. The Voices can only do so much, but it's just so possible that some of those voices come from the living, whispering louder then their screams.