"You're my bunny? Hah, nice try. Now get out of my house before I call the cops, hmm?" BOOK WRITTEN IRONICALLY WITH A FRIEND, PLEASE KEEP THAT IN MIND. Started: [9/18/20] Finished: [10/26/20] Editing: [1/23/21] [Chapters published without revising/editing] [Reader insert] [Completed] [Fluff] #16 in bunny #1 in rabbit #19 in hybrid #96 in bighit #2 in hybrids

"Noona! I want to be your man!" ... "It's daddy to you, Noona." The Last Book Of 'OneShot' Series P.S. : this is a short story. I wrote this when I was young So I'm apologize if my grammatical errors cringe and disturbing you a lot during you read :)

A male's gentle voice on the other side answered. "Hello, Replacement Cuddlers. How may I help you?" "Umm, hello. Umm, I have a gift certificate a friend got me." "Oh very good. Could you read the serial number up in the top right corner?" "Sure. It's 189325." The voice on the other side chuckles. "Your friend is very gracious. This our ultimate deluxe package. Would you like to schedule your first session?" Cover designed by @fanfix_erotique She did a wonderful job for a story that was just a quick talk and idea and has been my most popular so far!

❝ it can't hurt, right? ❞ - in which a young fangirl somehow finds herself chatting with kim namjoon. CURRENTLY EDITING! © 2017 ; joonsoul. includes original character. dumb crack fic taken seriously.

"Let me be the man in your life" -in which Jeong-guk goes crazy over his noona.

"Can I have you Noona?"

"When Kookie grow up, kookie marry Noona!" He exclaims, exaggerating with his arms. You can't help but chuckle at his cute behavior. "Yes, kookie will marry Noona." You smile.

"you certainly do make me feel pretty." (TRIGGER WARNING - eating disorder, self-harm.)

Wallflower (n.) 1. A person who because of shyness, unpopularity, or lack of a partner, remains at the side at a party or dance. 2. Any person that remains on or has been forced to the sidelines of any activity.

in which namjoon decides to anonymously message a fangirl. © minoficent 2016 [pretty much a bts crack fic]