Johnlock's everyday texts.

Preferences of Tony, Steve, Bruce, Thor, Clint, Pietro, Bucky, and Loki. // Warning: Swearing. Will not be in any particular order. // A C H I E V E M E N T S [highest rankings] [#1] in 'Avengers Preferences' [#5] in 'Avengers' [#18] in 'Fanfiction'

' tree rings appear on tree stumps to signify how old they are. y'know, gee, your eyes actually look a little like that.' -- hs!au time!au [ cover made by the fantastic @kingjeremythewicked ]

Fred: Oh, hello dear reader! it is I, the great, beautiful, smart, talented, and above all -mischievous- Fred Weasley! George: and i, the amazing, good looking, mysterious, magnificent, and above all- mischievous- George Weasley! Fred: and we are here to teach you all about ''Harry Potter'' ships. George: yes, that's right Freddie!

"Clean-Up on Aisle Six!"

He was a billionaire, I was a bellboy, can I make it anymore obvious? It all started one fateful afternoon in summer of 2012. I was working as a bellboy at the Trump Hotel in Hong Kong on an internship program. This was my first time in a big city. It was all I could have ever dreamed of, and more. But little did I know, it was all about to change. Follow me on twitter.com/aguywithnolife Please note, this story may contain mature humor that isn't suitable for all ages.

basically just songfics, oops. CURRENTLY PUBLISHED: your song (ryden)

' Yik Yak is a social media smartphone application.' ' Even if you've never heard of Yik Yak, you probably know someone who uses it.' ' Yik Yak, a social media app, has become very popular on college campuses in recent years.' - In which Gerard is a cringey, overly emo band fanatic who has more eyeliner than brains. - winner of the potatoyoghurt/raughy awards, tysm to everyone who voted! - i dont like frerard anymore I'm sorry i dont know what to do w this,, - UPDATE JUNE 2017: i looked back at when an actual chapter was updated and it was july 20216 sdks im sorry mcr stans

When William Beckett looked in the mirror this morning, the guy he saw just wasn't him. And he still wasn't sure how he got to the current point in time.

( DISCONTINUED; PLEASE READ THE LAST CHAPTER ) we lit up like gasoline; fast, bright and unexpected. and we went the same way. - Brendon Urie, Ryan Ross. Perhaps the two names you'd least expect to be in a sentence together. But they become so much more than a sentence: they create a whole story together. Neither of them are quite sure what this story is, but they sure know it's taking them somewhere they've been, to heights they never even thought of reaching. But didn't they know that what goes up, must come down? "You're Brendon Urie, and you're not meant to cry." - hs!au [ cover made by the wonderful @kingjeremythewicked ]