❝ I'M TECHNICALLY A LAWYER TOO, BUT WE DON'T HAVE TIME TO UNPACK ALL OF THAT. ❞ It was easy. Get to the hero who saved the victim, ask a few questions, get to the victim, ask a few more questions. Threatening to get the number two pro hero fired and then go out on what was practically a date was most definitely not in the plan. Then again, neither was meeting his friends and falling into a web of lovable idiots, but here we are. ❝I'VE NEVER HAD A LOVER MAKE ME QUESTION MOTHER NATURE'S PLAN... I WANT TO BE YOUR MAN!❞ MHA x detective!reader Trigger warning: gore, rape mentions, murder, sex mentions/jokes, kidnapping mentions, strong language, descriptions of vicious crimes and drunk behavior. Please take this into consideration before reading. Thank you.