Pretty self explanatory really they are jokes (Some will be pushing the limits) and if they aren't funny anymore sorry I wrote them in 2010. None of the ones are to bad I just put it as mature content just to be safe

This is a story of the Male reader getting romantic with the females from the Dragonball franchise. To Android 18 all the way to the Supreme Kai of Time, you will date them all. (WARNING: Some of the stories may contain lemon)

*Featured on the Wattpad fright and Ghost profile!* Read these stories at your own risk. Some of them have gore and many are rituals you can perform. Others are tips and tricks to escape demonic activity or maybe even how to get out of a coffin while you're alive... Highest Rank: #1 in horror These stories are a mix of both mine and stories found off the internet.

On the night when Itachi Uchiha slaughters his clan, Naruto is beaten and tortured severely by the local villagers of the village. The Third Hokage, Hiruzen Sarutobi, comes up with a plan to get Naruto out of the village, and orders Itachi to train Naruto, but to send him back 2 weeks before the Genin Exams. Now, Naruto returns with two new goals in mind. Become Hokage. Protect Itachi's little sister, Sayuri Uchiha. Naruto x Sayuri (Fem!Sasuke) *Don't own picture* *Don't own Naruto....yet....*

What if Naruto left the village when he was 6 years old after unlocking a powerful Doujutsu from a near death experience and joined the Akatsuki, and becoming their leader at age 8 while training and learning under them? When he comes to the village at age 13, just in time to become a Genin, how will everyone react to him being back? How will Naruto deal with his emotions with the one he loves and the village itself? THIS STORY IS NOT GOOD! I REPEAT. THIS STORY IS NOT GOOD. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK. my other stories are way better tho. Check em out Akatsuki does not try to take the tailed beast until later in the story. Godlike Naruto for the people who like it. *Sneezes* For the dumbasses who think I do, I don't own Naruto, but I may own a couple of moves in the story and the story idea is mine. *Don't own Covers*

( if you are reading this please got to.my account and read: The Darkness Within Me.) Oh naruto naruto... This is like the show when they fight but sauke js stronger and naruto well.. Ya know... But that same day akatsuki members come and ask him to join The Akatsuki! He lives the life as an aktasuki! But what happens? Will sasuke regreat ehat he did? Is naruto stronger? Where is her? But the most important question is Who Is Naruto Now?...... I DO NOT OWN NARUTO!!

The Jubi was never the sign of the end of the World, nor was she always a demon. The Jubi was born in the last two hundred years of the Samurai, as a human girl. When the Sage of Six Path's came, towards his death he sealed the Jubi into the Moon. After hundreds of years, of giving bloodline after another, she is released by Tobi on the night of the Kyuubi attack, but her freedom doesn't last long before she is sealed in a baby boy. I don't own anything

A Uchiha who was shunned from the Uchiha for her unique Bloodline at birth. The unique bloodline being; Senju, Uchiha, Hyuga, Namikaze and somehow a mix of unknown blood that cannot be identified. The father had Senju and Namikaze while the mother had Uchiha, Hyuga and this unknown bloodline. Somehow they're child obtained it all, of course this is forever unknown to them and they're child. Now she is considered an unknown child to those around her except for the Third Hokage and possibly some of the Uchiha or Hyuga's. "I am shunned throughout the entire Leaf Village. As for the attack on the hidden leaf when I was a toddler, I do not know what happened during that part of my childhood. Although I do not have a place to call home.. The Third Hokage allowed me to stay with him but then the Elders did not take a liking to that and now I live on the streets, once again." "I despise having connections to others.. I'll only be hurt again. I don't care if others die.. All of Humanity is worthless trash! Let my story unfold.. shall we?" The shunned Uchiha trains desperately day by day and gets beat up. But no matter what she does it always ends up with her never being acknowledged, now, as she continues down this road she slowly starts becoming lifeless as if nothing she says or does has emotions to it at all. Some consider her a Prodigy because of how strong she is when her emotions do not come out. Taijutsu, Ninjutsu, Genjutsu and some Tento/Sword/Katana Training but no one has ever watched her train, period. DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN NARUTO NOR NARUTO SHIPPUDEN, I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE PICTURES ALL GO TO THEY'RE RIGHTFUL OWNERS. I ONLY OWN MY CHARACTERS OR ANY MADE UP ADVENTURES WITHIN THE UNIVERSE! OTHER THAN THAT I OWN NOTHING! THANK YOU, AND HAVE FUN!

❝Her secret will destroy them all❞ ••• Celeste Allen has secrets that are continuously threatened, all the while attempting to be another average American girl trying to graduate High School. The problem? Celeste isn't normal; she's not supposed to exist. Now, her father is hell-bent on finishing what he started when she was a child: Dragging her to the depths of Hell to wage war against the mighty King, and the Angels above. When Celeste moves across the country after a freak accident, her head and heart are torn. But what happens when her heart blinds her, revealing the truth veiled behind her fantasy of normalcy? Her secret will destroy them all. ••• 16+ Completed. Death's Trilogy, Bk 1. Extended Synopsis Inside. A dark fantasy, contemporary romance. [[word count: 90,000-100,000]] ••• Content warning: This story contains mature sexual content, themes of bullying, sexual assault, adult language, violence, and gore. ••• Reading List Features: • @Wattpad "Reading Radar" & "Scandalous Secrets" • @WattpadExplorer "Reading Radar" & "Scandalous Secrets" • @dangerouslove "Bad Girls'" • @StoriesUndiscovered "Into the Abyss"