Join me and characters from Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, and Artemis Fowl in one of the most dangerous (and stupid) games ever invented! Truth? Or Dare? Disclaimer: I own none of the characters except for Dawn. The rights go to J.K. Rowling, Eion Colfer, or Rick Riordan

My name is Will Charred. I didn't ask to be the pathetic loser no one even knows, with my permanent black eye and the uncontrollable tufts of fur people call hair. I want to tell you about how my pathetically lonely existence was lit up by a ray of sunlight and got completely turned upside-down. Nope. Too poetic. I made myself gag. Moving on!