❝Can you be the grease to my bacon?❞ ❝I found that equally touching and disturbing that I don't know which side to buy.❞ ❝Well... the touching side is better.❞ - warning: this story may create wrinkles due to excessive cringing. read at your own risk. prequel to In Another Call cover by @fartette

❝Hello, this is the Starb-❞ ❝HEEELP ME!! PLEASE! THERE'S A MURDERER IN MY HOUSE!❞ ❝OH SHIT, SHIT, SHIT!! WHAT DO I DO?! THIS IS STARBUCKS, NOT FREAKING 911. WAIT, HOLD ON. TRY TO KEEP YOURSELF ALIVE, I'LL CALL 911!! STAY CALM. IT'S GOING TO BE O- ❞ ❝Wait...did you just say Starbucks?❞ ❝Um...yeah?❞ ❝They have a hotline?❞ ---- fun conversations between two Potterheads over the Starbucks hotline. [highest rank: #6 in short story] [highest rank: #2 in short story 5/6/17]

a bunch of funny, crazy, mind tripping shower thoughts that will blow your little mind 😉🖤

"HEEEELLLLLOOOO!" "Um... Hi?" "Wow! You actually answered, so that means you aren't kissing anyone right?" "Um, I'm sorry but who's calling?" "I'm Midnight!" --- One socially awkward boy ends up talking to an overly-bubbly girl who only calls after midnight.

"But that's what you love about me, my dirty side, eh?" "Please remove your mouth from my ear before I place my fist on top of your jaw in a very fast motion." "Ooh, kinky. I didn't know you like it fast, ay Jordan?" "..." "You see what I mean when I said I'm the type of boy that will make any girl speechless." "What, with your ugly face?" "Well...damn." ~ Jordan was a girl. Alfie was a boy. They were best friends. Pfft, yeah like that's ever gonna work. (Dialogue story) Warning ⚠️ I wrote this all in one day when I was younger so it's not the most amazing story it's simple, cheesy and if you want a laugh and nothing too serious then continue on to the book. (Ignore the grammar mistakes I haven't fully edited it yet)

"I think I'm lost." "That sucks." In which a guy accidentally texts the wrong person and it turns out to be more than a happy accident. In the span of many exchanged conversations, James and Rose end up finding solace through themselves. © 2020 by MonMoncheese All Rights Reserved Start Date: 01.10.2020 •Warning! Contains• -Depression -Bullying -Eating Disorder -Panic Attacks Cover made by @quiettwriter

In which a girl calls a help line and meets a boy on the other end who's willing to do anything to save her before she hits rock bottom. ༻❁༺ "Sorry. I shouldn't be calling you at such a late hour. I just..." "Needed someone to listen? Go ahead, love. Speak what's on your mind. I'll be here to listen to you." ༻❁༺ HR: #1 in hotline #1 in free mental illness

"Hello" "What?" "Umm is this the helpline?" "Helpline?" "Yeah is this it?" "Oh yeah, umm Good evening and you're calling this helpline I don't know why, what's the problem?" ***** ©Handwritting [book 1 of Speak series] Cover made by: Me Started: 04/05/16 Completed: 02/20/17 Highest Ranking: #60 in short story (October 19, 2018)

[A Dialogue story] [Stand Alone] Cover By: @theworddealer ---------------- "I can't believe you! How could you do this to me? After I told you...I trusted you and you left m-me! "You were suppose to be there! And after everything, two years Danny. Two years! How could you just dump me after all this time. You're such an...an arrogant jerkwad that doesn't care about anyone but yourself! All of this time I thought you were the one. Someone I could rely on to-to hold my hand and get rid of my pain...but I was wrong." "Whoever this Danny is sounds like a real douchebag. Nothing ice cream and RomComs can't fix." "W-What?" "Wrong number kitten." "Oh...well this is awkward." ---------- REVIEWS: "I'm glad I stumbled on this Dialogue Story. This should get much more recognition. I truly enjoyed reading..." ~ @Nycll06 "Btw I'm loving your story so far, keep up the great work!" ~ @WorldofSama "Incredible...the emotion portrayed is so raw and it was so well balanced between seriousness and a few light jokes throughout." ~ @LogicalYetDaring ------- [11/29/18] - #1 in phonecall [11/9/19] - #1 in Call [12/28/18] - #2 in phone

"I can sense the smile." "I can feel the smile." "I can telepathically see the smile." "Shut up. I'm not smiling." "Then you're grinning?" "At the thought of your face flushing down my toilet." --- When two sixteen-year-olds, worlds apart as a result of their own personal dysfunctions, meet and fall in love via text messages. [Highest Rank #155 in Short Story]