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DO NOT COPY/STEAL THE STORYLINE, IDEAS, OR ORIGINAL CHARACTERS AND PLOT IN THIS STORY, THANK YOU. Attention attention everyone! There is The Drug In Me (this book) in here, as well as the first 70 some, unedited chapters of the sequel. The sequel is called Tragic Magic and you can find the full updates on that story...
Ruby Ferns, is a 19 year old Directionator. Her best friend makes her go to a One Direction concert and sneak into their tour bus to steal their under-wear, I know, her friend's weird. But then event's turn, they get caught, and Ruby find's herself stuck on a bus, alone, with a band she hates. Forcing her to stay, one...
karla hopelessly fell in love with her best friend who was taken and she was sad but when she finally got over it she finds out that her best friend and first cursh luke has a twin brother. she starts falling in love all over again but its not the same... he's not luke. jai, Luke's brother and karla get to know each o...
Caitlin and Diana are quite the odd one's out, always have been, always will be. Ever since they met each other they became stuck to the other as they go through life, one as a professional secretary and the other as an lead singer and owner of a 'club'. Diana's cousin is in One Direction and when he left to follow hi...
Tessa Young is an 18 year old college student with a simple life, excellent grades, and a sweet boyfriend. She always has things planned out ahead of time, until she meets a rude boy named Hardin, with too many tattoos and piercings who shatters her plans.
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The monster that dwells inside me and tears it's way from my body whenever it wishes. Her dark eyes were glazed over as stared into the hypnotic mist. As if searching for something or someone.. Perhaps the loved ones I tore apart in front of her. Perhaps the loved ones I ripped and shredded apart as she watched.
*y'all DON'T READ THIS. i wrote this at thirteen. you've been warned.* "Harry, it's been rumored that if you have a daughter you would name her Darcy. Any particular reason why?" The interviewer asked. I gulped and glanced down at my feet, not wanting to talk about the girl that I had lost. "Um, yeah, actually." I...
Annabelle Davis is now different from when she left her boys, she's two years older, mature and does everything 'Team Management' tell her to do. But her life has cost her best friend's, and now they don't even acknowledge her existence. No texts. No calls. And no words have been said to another in a year and a half. ...
WARNING: This contains mature content such as sex, drugs, violence. Zoe Fray has just moved to Bradford when she meets Zayn - a guy from her neighborhood who's got the looks of a Calvin Klein model, and an arrogant yet alluring bad boy attitude...
Ariana and Kendall have been best friends since the first grade; they were practically sisters. Kendall had an older brother, Zayn. The "Bad Boy" in school who ditched class, got into fights and went to clubs every night. Did I mention he was completely in love with Ariana? What happens when Zayn finally decides to re...
FIRST BOOK IN THE "Beautiful Remains" SERIES Nikki's older brother has finnaly saved her from the hell she has come to known as life. But shes keeping 2 secrets from him. Will Nikki finnaly come clean with either or will they stay hidden from the world forver. Join Nikki in the rollercoaster that is life. Nikki Purdy...
(The Trilogy is now complete) This novel was written in 2011 when I was 15 - I'm slowly editing but please forgive misspells , plot holes etc. Any similarities APK has to any other Wattpad series, especially those written after 2011 are purely coincidental. My writing is mine and mine alone! Winner of the Adventure...
There is a cute guy next to you in the cinema. It's a terrible movie anyways. You both agree to leave and sit in the lobby because you both have friends here. When the film is done he drives you home and you really enjoy yourselfs. When you do anything, talking about him, texting him, being with him ; our heart beats...
**FINISHED AND IN EDITING ** 21 year old Maisy camrons is an ordinary girl with a past she wish she could change. One day she walks to work and saves the life of a boy in a llama hat from getting hit by a car. Getting hit herself, she ends up in hospital, realising she saved the life of her youtube crush dan howell. A...
Sophie and Caitlin Richard's are sister's. They work at Starbucks, but they need some extra cash... well, Caitlin want's some extra cash, and she's dragging Sophie along and splitting the money in-between them by baby sitting. When some boy's break into the house that they are baby sitting in, I wonder how it'll play...
[I WROTE THIS BOOK WHEN I WAS 12. PLEASE READ AT YOUR OWN RISK. IT CONTAINS A LOT OF CLICHE THINGS AND VERY BAD GRAMMAR.] Drew is a 13 year old girl, having been abandoned when she was 4 months old On a orphanage's doorstep, but Drew got it harder than the other kids, she was beat by the care taker. When they got peop...
In this small town Jay Masters, a secret/famous rich girl is bullied by none other- Louis, Niall, Harry, Liam and Zayn. This dark honey haired, deep golden brown eyed beauty goes to Mount. High! She's an A+ student with a brillant smile that stuns every one. She hides the fact that she's rich because she doesn't want...
This is the story of a girl who one day is happily walking home from school when she is kidnapped by the one and only- one direction. (COMPLETED WITH SEQUEL) WARNING: Wrote this when I was a carrot/fetus to writing so be prepared for it to be pretty poop!
Sequel to Lost In Stereo! In this story, you follow Camryn, Brandon's thirteen year old daughter through life's struggles. Will she overcome or give in? Read to find out. UPDATES: Monday, Wednesday and Saturday!
I've tagged this as PG (parental guidance) because of there being a few swear words and rare sexual scenes. Hope you enjoy :). <3
Jade Hart is outcasted by everyone, even her own family, when one night she thinks its the end, it turns out to be the first of the rest of her life, when Ashley Purdy finds her outside a theatre, battered and bruised. When she runs away from home, she begins to fall in love with the lead vocalist and becomes best fri...
