"Two whole months of free laundry in exchange for two weeks of being my fake boyfriend. Deal?" Keith hesitated for a moment. Was this really worth it? Hardly. Lance was an asshole, and he wasn't sure what fake dating would entail. But, free laundry was free laundry, right? "All right. It's a deal." - hey !! me (chaoticnyxx) am NOT, under ANY MEANS, the OG author of this !! please don't give me credit when credit isn't due. happy reading !! OG author: Gibslythe on AO3

⚠️ Tw: nsfw. ⚠️ kai and jay had been best friends for as long as they could remember. but how much does kai really know about his so called friend? In this au, Kai and jay and the rest of the ninja are in a high school gang, and they often run into a biker gang called the sons of garmadon, led by an alien like creature known respectively as garmadon. Written by me and @thxnderbandit