"It's much harder to stay hidden from the Dark Lord when you're in love with a Death Eater." Evelyn Hawkings' parents were well-known Death Eaters, but they died when the Dark Lord fell and Eve was only an infant. Now fifteen years have passed and Voldemort is back, and Eve has changed her last name to stay hidden from him. She lives a quiet life, staying out of trouble and avoiding the life of a Death Eater...but everything changes when she meets Draco Malfoy. He's the bad boy, the guy everyone avoids if they know what's good for them. But what happens when the bad boy meets someone completely different? What happens when Draco Malfoy, against all odds, falls head over heels for one girl? Which will come first, the girl he loves...or his reputation as a Death Eater? What will he do when he finds the bird that can finally set him free? A Draco Malfoy love story.

Two different worlds collide as Percy Jackson, demigod and Harry Potter, wizard comes face-to-face after having dreams about each other. They are both in the middle of a war and could just be each other's solution to saving the world. [Set in Harry Potter's fifth year and after the Olympian war in Percy Jackson, right before The Lost Hero] WARNING: Unedited and contains lots of grammar mistakes and misspelled words. Lots of plotholes as well!

Percy Jackson and Harry Potter, two of our most favored heroes, meet in this epic adventure. Chiron and the gods send Percy and his friends to Hogwarts where they teach two new classes, as well as become friends with the Golden Trio. First impressions aren't that great, and trouble arises. Things eventually get solved, but life is never easy for these two groups, so more troubles comes just as quickly. When the second-most-powerful wizard (first, now that Voldemort's gone), Neculai Mullo gets his hands on Percy and puts him under the Imperious Curse, Harry must help the demigods save their beloved leader. After learning of Percy's past Harry becomes afraid of him, wary of him, but most of all, respective of him. He races to help save Percy, but what happens when he is offered an impossible choice? Will he make the right decision? And the most important question of all: Will Percy even survive? THIS WAS WRITTEN AND FINISHED BEFORE HOUSE OF HADES CAME OUT, SO IF SOME INFORMATION IS WRONG, THERE'S YOUR EXPLANATION.

The Potters have yet to endure another thrilling year at Hogwarts, School of Witchcraft and Wizardy. Fresh new horrors come with their second year of school, and they all come in various forms such as unattended children driving a flying car, a massively inadequate professor tasked with the job of molding minds, and the horrifying history behind the unrest soul that haunts the girls' bathroom. An unheard and unseen evil roams the halls, leaving stone-cold bodies in its wake, and all of the evidence points to no other than Harry and Emily Potter. - EDITED AS OF FEBRUARY 2021 -

This is the story of an extraordinary little girl. Orphaned as a baby, Emily grows up as a peculiar ten-year-old with abilities that not only frightens the other children but also herself. Read along as she lives her life as the now adopted daughter of a powerful woman, a professor of Hogwarts, A school of Witchcraft and Wizardry. The time has come for her to know of her family and of her otherworldly legacy as Emily Potter, the girl who lived. - Edited as of July 2020 - Photo credits: http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/camphalfbloodroleplay/images/5/5e/Alone-black-hair-girl-sad-Favim.com-428528.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20120601103952

Not all of these are exactly funny. Oh well, have fun reading!

What if Lily Evans had another sister? What if that sister was a marauder and an animagus? What if she married Remus? And what if she found out Harry was alive when he was in second year and got him from the Dursleys and became a Professor at Hogwarts? *I do not own Harry Potter!* (WARNING: I will not be crossposting this on any other site. If you see this story posted on Quotev PLEASE report them. I've had a lot of problems with people plagiarizing my work.)

People who are born with two souls in their body are rare. But since when did Harry and Percy obey the rules? Follow them as they try to survive after their brother was mistaken for being the Boy-Who-Lived. AU. Wrong BWL