! this story is a joke. it is meant to be taken lightly ! crackfic /j marauders with phones and top tier comedy [gay gay and more gay]

A few people decided to come back to Hogwarts for their 8th year. By a few, I mean Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Hermionie Granger, Draco Malfoy, Pansy Parkinson, Blaise Zabini, Luna Lovegood, Neville Longbottom, Seamus Finnegan, and Dean Thomas. Little did everyone know, Hermionie and Ron had broken up over the summer and Hermionie had befriended Pansy Parkinson. They came up with a little game....

"No. No, I will never play truth or dare with you, Dra- Malfoy."... Do ya dare me? Draco challenges Harry to a game of Truth or Dare, but it becomes twisted, leading them to uncovered secrets and love stories left untouched in the original stories. The question is; will they obey the rules of the game? Or will each of them feel something they never had before? -shorter!draco and taller!harry *cover art by elentori-art. I just edited it* [Warning: Old writing! I know the plot is crap, but if you don't want to read it, don't. Also: BoyxBoy. Don't like it, don't read it.] (*chokes on tea* 124k reads??? You guys sure have low standards, huh? Why the fuck does everyone keep commenting and reading on this, what the fu-) Highest rank #98 in drarry :0

13 years after the war, Harry found himself very happy. He was engaged to Ginny and watched over his godson Teddy. What happens after a relationship breaking secret gets out leaving Harry and Teddy homeless? Read to Find Out ;) Disclaimer- I do not own any of these characters. They belong to the lovely lady, J.K Rowling. Cover is from google images but I edited on an app :D