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We all know about how Zim and Dib are enemies, but what if that's not all it. The two must go on a class trip, and are stuck with each other. It's not like one of them are hiding anything, right? This is taking place in high school (let's not get this confused. (Warnings: contains swearing, and suggestive themes)

(After Enter The Florpus) Zim no longer has any reason to take over Earth. The tallest won't answer his calls, and he knows that they are not coming to Earth. Since he's stuck here, he decides to spend his time with Dib. But, they start to become a little more than friends.

Dib is bitten by a vampire bee Zim is secretly, deadly afraid of bees due to previous trauma Be careful honey (Vampire bee thingy from enter the florpus) Cover by cjs-scribbles (tumblr)

Zim losses his memory and Dib is closer than ever to exposing him as an alien

*Temporarily discontinued (don't worry I'll be back)* Zim is about to start his mission when he's thrown a new surprise. An irken is assigned to be his partner. Invader Dib is new to invading and fascinated by most life forms that aren't like his own. It really IRKS the small and mighty Invader Zim.

(Original name was go Away) After the tallest abandon zim, 5 years pass. The tallest are running out of habitual planets to invade so their last option is earth. What happens when they find out zim built a new life off the one they destroyed?

Takes place a few weeks after the Florpus incident, and Zim gets a call from the Tallests. They finally tell him the truth, and he doesn't take it well. They have had enough of Zim, and are personally on thier way to deactivate him, killing and getting rid of him. Dib notices the changes, and is beginning to get suspicious. He's wondering if Zim is actually acting off, or if he's just faking it. What will happen when Zim finally snaps? For real this time. EDIT: Keef is being a creepy little jerk, Tak is acting like a moody teenager, Skoodge is taking a vacation until he gets a new mission, and Lard Nar gets saved by the Irken Empire. All this after the main part of the story. Stay tuned folks, it has arrived. ☆Warning☆ ¤May contain swearing ¤May contain suicide attempts ¤May contain charecter death {Cover Art does NOT belong to me. If you happen to know who the artist is, please tell me so I could properly credit them}

*** DISCLAIMER - 9/17/22 *** I have decided to discontinue this fic, as I no longer possess the same interest in Invader Zim as I had when this it was first written. Writing updates for it is a chore, and I no longer find enjoyment in doing so. I will continue writing things that I am more interested in, however, but this will be a wrap for any Zim related fanfictions from me in the foreseeable future. Thank you for understanding and thank you to all of the support that my first ever published work has brought to me. ------------------------------- One human, one alien, and one rather vibrant heat cycle. What could go wrong? - - - - [WARNING:] this fanfiction contains adult material such as blood/gore, cursing, and sexual behavior. viewer discretion is advised. [COVER ART = mcdonaldsmanifesto on IG]

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