About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.

Tbh my otp ;)

it's all ogre now • Co-written by @shsllawyer the queen of the swump and @WarriorCatG the lord of Duloc

This explains my personality Note:Btw this is not my first book. This is my second, I just haven't posted it yet! Also all pictures I put in here are not made by me so cred to those artists ;3

A Don't We Why fanfic

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Cucumbers.

Human is 80% of water, so basically we are a moving Cucumber

Vicky b prepared A tragic love story between a carrot and a cucumber