Most hilarious comebacks ever!!! NOT ALL MINE

Funny comebacks ---------------- This story is in the Wattys 2018 Please vote comment and share

This book will include funny comebacks that will get the crowd "OOOOOOOO", zodiac facts and a daily quotes to encourage you throughout the day😉😴

Lots of swearing, so read at your own risk. Majority of these comebacks are pretty rude, but are not meant to offend anyone, so don't read this book if you don't like that. This is just for jokes. And pls don't leave any rude comments, they will just be deleted.

Read for smart and witty comebacks, jokes, quotes and funfacts.Hope you like it. p.s: I don't own the cover. Just saying ;-)

That pretty much describes it... I've thrown in some riddles :) - rating: #2 in riddles ! #9 in comebacks ! **I don't own the comebacks

When Elena is brought to a small town called Storybrooke, she learns that the students at Storybrooke High are the sons and daughters of fairytale characters, but they don't remember who they really are cause the Evil Queen cursed them. Elena is also told that she's the only one who can stop the curse and bring back everyone's memories, including hers. But can she do it? (Note: this is not exactly like Once upon a time, there are some differences)

Tessa Young is an 18 year old college student with a simple life, excellent grades, and a sweet boyfriend. She always has things planned out ahead of time, until she meets a rude boy named Hardin, with too many tattoos and piercings who shatters her plans.

Addison is gay and has a massive crush on a cheerleader at her school. A cheerleader who is supposed to be 'straight'. But as the school year progressives so does Addison's confusion about Blair. Maybe Blair isn't as straight as she seems... ---- "So a little birdy told me that you might have a crush on me, Is that true?" She questioned. My cheeks went crimson as I looked at her inquisitively, she was so close I could kiss her in less than a second. I kept my composure though and replied timidly "N-no. Who said that?" She looked me up and down and I'm sure...well 99% positive that she stared at my lips the longest. "Well your eyes are telling me different," She responded voice low like a whisper. "What do you mean?" I asked slightly biting my lip from nerves. "Your pupils are dilated which is a sign of attraction to a person," She said licking her lips. "Oh and by the way you look cute when you bite your lip." --- Info about me: Hi, my names Emily. This is the first full story I wrote so I hope my writing has improved since then 😅. Anyway I hope you enjoy 🥰 ***This story should only be on Wattpad. Any copies of this story elsewhere are not with my consent*** ----- *Original story* #1 gxg 14/7/19, 27/7/19, 5/8/19, 7/8/19, 8/9/19 #1 Bisexual 17/7/19, 3/1/2020, 3/6/2020, 9/6/2020, 28/8/2020 #4 LGBT 21/7/19 #3 LGBT 15/9/19 #1 Gay 24/7/19, 21/7/19, 28/5/2020 #1 Lesbian 17/8/19, 14/8/19, 15/9/19, 23/9/19, 28/9/19, 7/11/19, 29/11/19, 2/2/2020 #1 LGBT 27/8/19 #1 YA 11/9/2020 #4 YA 27/9/19 #1 Highschool 15/10/19 #1 Teen 21/12/19 #1 Angst 5/1/2020 #1 Pansexual 11/1/2020 #1 lgbtlove 20/12/2020

Niamh Kirton is pretty dark, especially about her future. Parents are controlling. Friends are pushy. Teachers are, well, teachers. And the school counselor, who misunderstands Niamh's rant, including her desire to "run away to England so she could get away from everything", is doing his best to find the colleges there that he thinks would be in her best interest. What would be in her best interest? Niamh's pretty sure it's being left the fuck alone and doing things her way. On the other hand, maybe the local fake ID professional knows...