"Dark! Dark, open the door! You guys have to help me with them!" I yelled, pounding at the door. "The famous 'Markiplier' can't even handle a few babies?!" Dark called back, clearly frustrated. "There's nine of them! And there's a ton of you! Please, I'm begging you, I'll do anything!" I said finally, frowning at my own move. A split second later, the door opened, and Dark raised an eyebrow, grinning at wicked grin, "Anything, you say?" -_-_-_-_-_- <I fixed all Seàn mistakes to Seán, please stop spamming me about that, I have it handled> (COMPLETED) ((All character rights belong to Jacksepticeye, Seán William Mcloughlin, and Markiplier, Mark Edward Fischbach, and I do not own characters they have specifically trademarked as theirs, as canon, and only own false characters made for this fanfiction, which is not canon)) (Fanart on cover is NOT mine! Credit to owner!)

Ask or Dare the Septiceyes. Book May Include: Profanity, Gore, etc.. If there is anything you deem offensive in this book, please tell me and we can try to work this out. My goal is not to offend anyone, but my jokes can get mean. If you are easily hurt by anything I've listed above, it is best you DO NOT read this book. Thank you for your time, it mean a lot to me! And remember, there is no such thing as "too much"! Sample: ------- Robbie: Anti.. not so bad.. when get to.. know.. him. Marvin: He tried to use your head as a football, Robbie. ------- Marvin: What did the world do to you exactly..? Chase: It gave me life. ------- Anti: Stop that! Before I dropkick your ass outside! Henrik: Let me go, Glitch Bitch! ------- Author: See? Not everyone is out to get you, Anti. Anti: I'll believe it when I'm less of a pessimist. ------- S34N: Scans show that Jameson has masturbated for the first time today and he's feeling the after angst. Author: Ahh.. that smut book Anti left in his room.. ------- Henrik: .. Do I look like I have floppy ears and a tail sticking out of my ass?! Marvin: Come here boy! I've got coffee~ *pulls out a pot of coffee from behind his back*

Where all of Jack's alter egos come into his life as tiny sized toddlers leaving Jack to care for the little things. How well can Jack handle all of them, it's them vs him and it isn't easy. Essentially since Mark's egos have the same problem now the two have to deal with more tiny egos. How long before all hell and chaos brake lose. im bad a descriptions just read if you want

Anti get's turned into a kid by a backfired spell causing him to regress fully. Will the Septics be able to put aside who Anti is to care for the now struggling child or will they turn a blind eye? Can they care for the poor child? Or will his demonic personality cause them all to fall? In this Anti has mental disorders such as ADHD, Anxiety, Autism, Schizoaffective disorder, Intermittent explosive disorder.