What will happen when Bella and Emmett are left a list of chores by Esme ?Will they wreck the house or will they be surprisingly awesome at it ?ONE SHOT

Bella go's to the cullen's house to pick up a phone she forgot but sees edward doing the deed with tania (this is after bellas birthday) and so she goes to the volturi for death but instead she finds love in some one she didnt expect she falls in love with alec volturi

A game or two of truth or dare with the Cullen family, please vote and comment :) ***DISCLAIMER*** I don't own the Twilight Saga or any of the characters mentioned! This story is ooc!

¤ It's more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words, but rather, short, easy words, like,"What about lunch?" ¤ I chuckled as I typed back a reply, ¤ Did you just quote Winnie The Pooh so we could meet up? ¤ *** What happens when you mix a lost phone, blue eyes, basketball, and two people who never met but are the best of friends? Find out in Texting Him.

Emmett does something stupid. He signed Esme up for Wife Swap. What will the Cullen do with the new mom. And deal with her for 2 weeks.

Cullens go on Wife swap and things go bad for Pamela

Roxxi Cullen is Renesme Cullens twin sister. They are both half immortal yet so very different and this is their story... (My story starts off with the last twilight book, breaking dawn part two, and key events in which Roxxi had to be involved with. It then is about their life after this event and beyond...)

(Boyxboy) Endymion was an outcast, a werewolf who couldn't transform. He didn't have any place in the pack at all. Death was his sentence however by some miracle he managed to escape. Living a normal life and forgetting about his origins, he was happy. Until the future Alpha of the pack starts to pursue him. Will he run or fight back? And I suck at making descriptions so read? Pretty please?

18-year-old human Iona Blackfield is dying with cancer. In her last year of living, she is saying goodbye to her werewolf uncles, but they weren't going to let her die just that. All their hopes rely on her having a mate, but little do they know the two of them already rejected her --Currently, editing and going through a lot but it's already a finished book but I just took them down to minimize confusion. More information in the note-- Book Cover is by Vhostly :)

Getting bitten by a vampire is something, but getting bitten by five hot vampire celebrities is something else. Amberia Purt is a 17 year old American Directioner. Just like every other directioner, she dreams to meet the five knights in shining armor of her life. Who could know taking a short bathroom break could change your life? *Dramatic gasp* This story should be categorized as vampire, werewolves, fan-fiction, teen-fiction, adventure, fantasy, humor, mystery/thriller, paranormal, & romance, but unfortunately, they only allow each story to be put in only 2 categories. [This story is UNEDITED, so please don't complain about errors, plot-holes, and etc. WARNING: It's also BATSHIT CRAZY HAHAHAHAHA.] [X] This is the ONE & ONLY One Direction Bit Me. I've seen so many imitations after this fanfic, and I want you all to know that this is the ORIGINAL. Thank you! :) -This story is completely HUMOROUS, so stop taking it so seriously.-