They're worlds apart, and this isn't high school, so how the hell did a homeless female writer end up renting a billionaire's mansion? And - hold your breath - becoming his fake girlfriend? ➳ full blurb inside ➳ first reached #1 in humor on july 6, 2015 ➳ first reached #1 in business on august 29, 2023 ➳ winner of best humor book in the fiction awards 2016 ➳ featured by cadbury (marvellous creations) and secret lives of the americans (pivot) P.S. This is a SATIRICAL BILDUNGSROMAN. Proceed with caution. (cover by @glueeater)

Reece Bremer goes through life with a scowl and cold personality. Jessica Andrews goes through life with a glowing smile and positive outlook. Reece looks at life with dull, judgmental eyes that make him hate the world and the people living in it. Jessica, well... She looks at life through a camera. Literally. They're polar opposites, and that's what sparks Reece's immediate hate for Jessica the moment they meet. All he sees is a girl with the best life, put in the category of those who get everything handed to them on a silver platter. But who says Jessica's life is like that? Just like a photograph, there's more to the story than what you see. Stumbling across one of Jessica's hidden portfolio might reveal that her happiness isn't all that true. Behind that smile and each picture she takes, holds a thousand words of a very big secret - one that Reece is determined to find out. And who knows? It just might change everything between them. cover by dysanic || 2015 watty's winner for talk of the town ||

Gabriella lives a beyond perfect life with her mom, her sister and her boyfriend of two years. She's finally at a place in her life where she is happy. Nothing has, and nothing will go wrong. However, after finding out some devastating news, Gabriella is forced to live across the hall from someone she has only just met, yet cannot stand already. Caleb Andrews. Just out of juvenile prison, Caleb is trying to mess with Gabriella's life as much as he can, attempting to make up for how messed up his own is. But, how thin is the line between love and hate? (#3 in Teen Fiction 06/04/16)

One girl. One boy. Two insomniacs. ( rose awards short story winner ) ****DISCLAIMER THIS BOOK IS VERY CLICHE AND IT WAS WRITTEN ENTIRELY ON MY IPHONE 7 SO DON'T COME FOR ME

*COMPLETE* Eveline Walker's life is falling apart. The tragedy that left her brother-less is tearing her mind apart, and on top of that, her closest friend blames her for the worst thing that has ever happened to her. So when her mother decides to move eight orphaned boys into their house in an attempt to gain closure, all Evvie feels towards the McCartney boys is undiluted hate. Especially towards angry-eyed Julian, who seems to dislike her as much as she him. But as her life- and mind- spirals more and more out of her control, Evvie finds that there is only one person in the world who she can truly be herself with. The only thing is- shouldn't that person be her boyfriend Jace Jackson, and not the closed-off boy sleeping in the bedroom above hers? (This work is copyright- please don't steal my writing!)

Andrew licks his lips and advances towards me. "You said my life will be better without you in order for me to be happy," he pauses, meeting my gaze. "But I don't see how that's possible if I can't live a life without you in it." His eyes fall to my lips for a fleeting moment. "You're my world, Hailey Adkins. And I think it's about damn time I told you." And then our worlds collide as he brings his lips down to mine. **** This is your average story about a boy and a girl who fall in love. Their love is unlikely based on their contrasting lives, but it's sunshine and rainbows for these lovebirds... Well, until it's not. **cover created by the fabulous @unique_nerd27

It's my choice to become mute. The things that happened to me has me so horrified that I've decided to be a selective mute. I was taken as a child and I had to endure pain no one should ever have to. When they found me they wanted me to talk about it. Talk about the pain, and the unmentionable. I couldn't. I didn't want relive it. Not even for a day. I haven't uttered a word since it happened. My story was broadcasted for the whole world to see, for weeks, before my parents had it taken down. No one really knows what really happened to me in those months when I was taken at 15. I never want anyone to know. Everything changes when one guy enters my life. He wants to know what happened, he wants to change me. He just might, but what he gets is more than he bargained for. Those unspoken words could have prevented the chain reaction. First installment in the Unspoken trilogy. Unedited

My name is Winter Masters and this is my story. No wait scratch that. I thought I was Winter Masters, turns out I'm Winter Carson. The missing daughter of Katherine Carson. Everything was perfect till that one day. Now imagine learning your whole life was a lie by a piece of paper on the news that your so called best friend turned in for money. Some friend huh? The life I knew is suddenly gone. My face on every magazine, and my birth mom, wanting to meet me, and my birth dad. Let's just say he was in jail for- let's not talk about that either. My life is nowhere near being a rollercoaster. It's a tornado, and it's slowly destroying everything in its path. But let's not focus on the bad, let's focus on the good in my life, oh wait what life? Cause the life that I lived is fake. Everything that I thought I knew was a lie. Everything is Unknown. Third, and final, installment in the Unspoken trilogy. (Unedited)

Arabella Chase hasn't had the easiest life. Her parents and brother were killed leaving just her and her sister. Imagine a picture perfect family. Like the ones you see on the commercials, and advertisements. Sitting around the table at dinner laughing, going on family walks and taking vacations. Having the occasions disagreements. Now grab a glass vase. See how beautiful it is? Throw it on the ground stomp on it then, try to fix it. Impossible right? So you throw it away. It's broken damaged goods why would you want it? That's how my life ended up. That's my life living on pay check to pay check trying to give Libby, my sister, a good life. One day a family takes us in just out of good nature. I was thankful for that. What I didn't plan on happening was the, being friends with the royal family. I also didn't plan on the prince falling in love with me now matter how hard I tried to push him away. He didn't care how broken I was. So what I'm trying to say is. No matter how much you may think you're broken, you can become... Unbroken Second installment in the Unspoken trilogy. Unedited